this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.

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The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

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[–] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 hours ago

Shadenfreude quotient high. No shame or personal introspection required for such feelings.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 15 hours ago

in the hot sun

Poor little creature. Pour some water over it!

[–] nik282000@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 day ago
[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

How do you roll something that has a very low center of gravity and is very heavy?

[–] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Give it a lift kit?

[–] scsi@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago
[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Looks like someone thought it was a good idea to try to take that numb-wet-noodle-handling-ass road barge fast around a corner.

What's with Cybertruck owners overestimating the capabilities of their vehicle?

[–] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

What's with Cybertruck owners overestimating the capabilities of their vehicle?

I actually laughed because this is in no way limited to Tesla owners. People have been doing dumb shit with their vehicles since vehicles existed.

[–] BrotherL0v3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

"I spent $100,000 on this. Surely it can't be garbage!"

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

First one to help this tortoise gets their penis cut.

[–] Jayve@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I'm certain Musk would fail a Voight-Kampff test.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Elon - Leon - Co-incidence? Not fucking likely!

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 points 16 hours ago

I'm a tortoise, too.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

It's about to be soup, can't have it walking off before the water comes to a boil. /S