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Why we don't build houses with silver nails (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 month ago by Trex202@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t riddling the house’s body with silver ~~bullets~~ nails STOP it from turning into a werehouse?

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago

No, the silver nails would kill the house when it turns into a werehouse. Or, it'd just die upon the nail being hammered in originally.

[–] Sibilantjoe@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wait, this doesn't make any sense. Why would a house turn into a ware(were)house? A human doesn't turn into a werehuman.

[–] DavidGA@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe we do. How would you know.

[–] Airowird@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Considering 'were' just means human, technically we all turn into a werehuman on a full moon.

Except Stephen Miller, he's obviously a vampire.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Look. If ANYBODY is an eternal life force that never ages, it's clearly The Mouth of the South, Jimmy Hart.

Don't believe me? Go back and watch WWF tapes from the 1980s. Then go watch Hulk Hogans return to WWE from a few months ago.

Hogan has aged like milk, while Jimmy Hart looks like he's maybe 3 days older.

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

it should've turned into a doghouse

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 month ago

A person that turns into a warehouse during the full moon would be a brilliant d&d character.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

It only it 'were' a house.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The joke is "warehouse" .... "were" "house"

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I dunno, where house?

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There house... there castle.

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What knockers!

[–] reattach@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Why thank you

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 4 points 1 month ago

👆 there

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

..,lol that the comments are trying to rationalize a dad joke...