Haha damn I laughed out loud.
this post was submitted on 22 May 2025
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nononono this must be fake
Haha bye 👋
The brain doesn't work right.
To put rape into their deck of cards to play.
To casually tell your potential victim that they were in imminent danger of being raped by them.
I've gone past disgusted to dumbfounded. I have to assume this was faked as an outrage joke, for self-defense.
That guy needs to be investigated. Like, to be that honest about raping someone and talk about it like it's no big deal, he's got to have done it before at least once.
This guy wins the Michelin Prize for Sharpest Turn in History.
From potential second date to permanent restraining order in light speed.
Jfc
What does JFC mean?
RIGHT?!
Bruh, as a guy who hasn't had sex yet, if you feel like you really need to have sex, what is so wrong about just paying a prostitute to do it with?
I've thought about it before, it's also legal here so yeah. But I've realised that I'm not mainly looking for sex, I'm mainly looking for emotional connection.
what is ao wrong about just paying a prostitute to do it with?
In most places, the law. Not that I agree with it, but that is the law and most people don't want to risk prison.
Yes, that is true, that is why I added the disclaimer that it is legal here
Literally nothing wrong with it as far as I'm concerned. I mean... I lost my virginity at a bathhouse to 30+ men so I'm not exactly the foremost expert on how to best lose your virginity but I mean... Practice makes perfect right? Anxiety is a real thing. I get it.
h-huh? If you feel comfortable, please elaborate because I am so curious how something like that even happens. (It's totally okay if you want to keep that private though)
Well, I got an invite to go to a bathhouse for an event. I went. There was a dark room with a sling. I got in it. Many men then proceeded to get inside of me. Much fun was had.
the world will never hear the farts you could have made.
Oh I can still rip ass, trust me. Kegels do a lot.
I’ve thought about doing this but then realized I have no idea where to find a prostitute. And being inexperienced I’d be afraid I’d get busted by the cops.
It’s the same reason I didn’t smoke weed until it was legal.
There's an alternate universe where he wasn't honest with her for a second.