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[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 113 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

From potential second date to permanent restraining order in light speed.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 69 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This guy wins the Michelin Prize for Sharpest Turn in History.

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

His red flags are the reddest

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago
[–] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 week ago (6 children)
[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago

John Fitzgerald Cennedy

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Jesus fucking Christ

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Jeremy Fookin' Clarkson, thats what.

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 week ago

Jersey Fried Chicken

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Jacking (my) Fucking Car

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Jayzus fecking chroist!

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The brain doesn't work right.

To put rape into their deck of cards to play.

To casually tell your potential victim that they are in imminent danger of being raped by them.

I've gone past disgusted to dumbfounded. I have to assume this was faked as an outrage joke, for self-defense.

Edit: changed "were in imminent danger" to "are" because you can never be safe around someone who "reasoned" themselves into raping someone.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 7 points 1 week ago

I'd join you in believing that but I've met people who genuinely think like the above interaction

[–] Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Fantastic gif choice. Penn has a quote saying "I rape all I want. The amount I want to rape is zero."

[–] Noobnarski@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Bruh, as a guy who hasn't had sex yet, if you feel like you really need to have sex, what is so wrong about just paying a prostitute to do it with?

I've thought about it before, it's also legal here so yeah. But I've realised that I'm not mainly looking for sex, I'm mainly looking for emotional connection.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Literally nothing wrong with it as far as I'm concerned. I mean... I lost my virginity at a bathhouse to 30+ men so I'm not exactly the foremost expert on how to best lose your virginity but I mean... Practice makes perfect right? Anxiety is a real thing. I get it.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the world will never hear the farts you could have made.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh I can still rip ass, trust me. Kegels do a lot.

[–] locahosr443@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah but I think he was grieving the lost farts from your arse..

[–] kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

h-huh? If you feel comfortable, please elaborate because I am so curious how something like that even happens. (It's totally okay if you want to keep that private though)

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well, I got an invite to go to a bathhouse for an event. I went. There was a dark room with a sling. I got in it. Many men then proceeded to get inside of me. Much fun was had.

lol neat! My asexual ass could never, but I'm glad you had fun

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

I'm a lesbian and i am so jealous that we don't have bathhouses

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

what is ao wrong about just paying a prostitute to do it with?

In most places, the law. Not that I agree with it, but that is the law and most people don't want to risk prison.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But tbf, if the choice is "risk prison for hooker" and "risk prison for goddamn rape" I think the choice is clear.

[–] taxiiiii@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

at the same time, I wouldn't redirect a potential rapist to a sexworker. Shit can go incredibly wrong for her, even if he ends up paying.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Fair, but that was the choice that was set up in the parent comment, risking prison was already a foregone conclusion.

(And the real answer to the parent comment is "because it's about control, not sex" but still)

[–] taxiiiii@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago
[–] Noobnarski@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Yes, that is true, that is why I added the disclaimer that it is legal here

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I’ve thought about doing this but then realized I have no idea where to find a prostitute. And being inexperienced I’d be afraid I’d get busted by the cops.

It’s the same reason I didn’t smoke weed until it was legal.

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

The law and money but even then you dont fucking rape someone..

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 week ago

That guy needs to be investigated. Like, to be that honest about raping someone and talk about it like it's no big deal, he's got to have done it before at least once.

[–] Vytle@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

nononono this must be fake

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

There's an alternate universe where he wasn't honest with her for a second.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Haha damn I laughed out loud.

[–] guy@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

Haha bye 👋