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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago
[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 77 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Isn’t the reason that plants invented caffeine in the first place was precisely to ward off pests, particularly arthropods? And it’s just cool as shit that it does other effects to mammals other than killing us?

Don’t you dare try to take away my coffee.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

Yeah, arthropods have some of the same neurotransmitters and similar receptor proteins but it's very different in their nervous system.

[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like it when my mouth hurts while I chew 🤷‍♂️

[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Eating chillies is sadomasochism.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Fun tingles? They're great and are required for some meals.

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (3 children)

For more information on the crack spider's bitch....

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

People who haven’t seen this are among today’s lucky 10,000.

People who have seen it should watch it again :)

[–] nop@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hey thats me. Thank you i ternet and kind stranger for this. Not gonna lie, totally had me going at the start.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

💙 You’re welcome and have a great day!

[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Memory unlocked

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

That 56 sparks street, Ottawa, right?

Mamadou Ndiaye - aka Casual Geographic - needs to come here and do so, so many new Hinterland Who's Who eps for us.

We should give him a new passport as part of the deal if he wants it. He's like a national treasure for more than a few nations.

[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Today I learned caffeine has a similar effect on spiders to what alcohol has on humans. That spider is drunk.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm still trying to imagine the spider on LSD .

like whoa is that lady bug did it's back just open to reveal robotic wings whaaaa

wait whaaat do I have 8 of these things omg what is shooting out of my asssssssssss why is it so satisfying

[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Imagine what it's like to be tripping balls with 8 eyes.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Isn't this spider thing fake?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 15 points 1 week ago

Yes it is an old meme.

[–] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

It is a lot funnier if we pretend that it isn't.

[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago

wait, was I just bullshited?

Are the other ones also not true? And I was so invested!

[–] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

But complex analysis is surprisingly tame, at least any differentiable functions are locally infinite polynomials. Real analysis, on the other hand.. shudders

[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

What about 8 glasses of water, eggs, milk, fruits, yogurt, vegetables and nuts?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

nah, that only happens when you add seeds, corn and roots.

[–] technohacker@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

I dunno if I wanna have 8 glasses of vegetables

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I drink this shit for breakfast, noobs

And then get behind the wheel of a car to get somewhere as fast as you can ?

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Okay so I know I'm not a spider but like, where do I sign up for these trials?

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I never considered that nasa might fund other forms of research besides just space. Or where they going to test LSD + no gravity next

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

I would like to offer myself as the spider in that experiment.