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[–] Guidy@lemmy.world 109 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Zelenskyy is a hero.

“I don’t need a ride; I need ammo.” - when the US wanted to evacuate him to safety. That may be the most badass thing I’ve ever heard of, at least that happened in my lifetime.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago

At least the equal of, "Russian warship, go fuck yourself". And that was from men who knew they were about to be bombed into the stone age.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 47 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 weeks ago
[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

геройім слава

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's so weird, I can't decide how to feel about the lengthy, elaborate operation to get a Russian puppet into the White House being undermined not by any counter-intelligence operations or legal protections, but mostly by the egotism and stupidity of those involved.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think there are more powerful people against than pro russia and he plays the money game. He benefits more from being oposed than pro. Russia was naive to think it could control a unhinged self centered person

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's conspiracy theories—based on Trump's expression after walking out of his first private meeting with Putin—that Russia has blackmail

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The guy is literally a convicted criminal he has done and said the most outrageous things. I don't thinl he has to be worried (unless he is burning the bible while hving gay sex pn tape. But I think he would be able to justify even that)

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck the blyats, including trump.

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 1 week ago

"he" being Zelenskyy, not Putin