this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2025
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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Superheroes wear their underwear on the outside, and nobody bats an eye. But only a supervillain would ruin an innocent peanut butter and jelly like this.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

I eat my sugar cereal, but it makes my teeth bacterial!

[–] generic_computers@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

🎶 Drumming on a streetlight 🎶

[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If you drop it I bet it splits so both sides fall face down on the ground. It’s a law of nature

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do not tape both or either side to a cat.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Unless you want a free energy/levitation machine.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

... assuming you can predict and control its rotational vector(s) and overall movement vector.

... Perhaps you could try to train the cat?

lol

Did not work out so well when the CIA tried to turn a cat into a wireless microphone bug.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I think you're right. From a physics standpoint, there's nothing holding the two breads together on that side.

[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks I hate it.

[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 17 points 2 weeks ago
[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Now listen here you little shit

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

on the inside? grilled cheese.

[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

A grilled brie, apricot jam, and unsweetened peanut butter sandwich goes hard.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Compromise: Tuna Melt. With sweet pickle relish.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Does that taste like avocado?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

No. It tastes like clean penis.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago

My eye literally started twitching upon seeing this.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Also eat it with the pb side up to get that nice experience of pb on the roof of your mouth for hours

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

What they didn't show You is that it's filled with onions.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 weeks ago

This should be illegal.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago

Some men just wanna watch the world burn.

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

c/angryupvote

[–] callyral@pawb.social 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's the right thing to do

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 6 points 2 weeks ago

Finger licking good!

[–] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Hahahahah Savage!

[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

"The Shocker Sandwich"