I didn't realize this was the onion. Jesus.
this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2025
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Yeah. I'm right there with you. This could be absolutely true.
I was totally thinking thehardtimes here
Musk's hired achievement whore failed to get past the mini boss as Musk pretended to play on stream.
"The weeping coming from Musk as his ex-wives album repeats for the third time then leads to his shutting of the laptop. Unfortunately, this does give away that he wasn't controlling the character, as it kept playing the game."
The government has far more pay to win options appealing to his way of play.
I read this and thought "please please, please be the onion". Phew!