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[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 47 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

4 servings: 500 g
1 serving: 500 g
3 servings: 500 g

I always cook the whole package. I can eat leftovers later or make some new dish out of it the next day.

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[–] wildcardology@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

You see that hole? That's enough for 1 serving.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Looks over at my teens

Yeah, sure. For me maybe.

If I cook a box I'll still have about a couple cups left over. If I cook half a box they'll all be bitching that they're still hungry in 15 minutes, and they'll consume another entire box.

I cook it restaurant style I don't even stop the water from boiling.

Honestly, it's one of the reasons I don't cook that much spaghetti the chunkier pasta shaped work better as leftovers.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

the chunkier pasta shaped work better as leftovers

Same until I realized spaghetti works great for pasta salad.

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[–] JelleWho@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I still just go for 100g/person. Altough the hole trick is nice if your out and about and done have a scale

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If you are out and have your travel spaghetti scooper with you

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's also an emergency hairbrush. Slam it in a drawer with the head sticking out and boom, overnight jewelry holder. Or hold it up in front of your face and you can watch people without them knowing. It's the all-accessory!

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Who doesn't make travel spaghetti with their portable pot of boiling water?

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

YO WHAT? How have I never known this til now?

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Srsly? You have changed my life!!!

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Instructions unclear, my spaghetto is stuck in the spoon hole...

[–] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] wildcardology@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Desperation breeds innovation I guess.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's a holy back scratcher ;)

[–] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

between 70-500g per person. Hope it helps.

[–] rustyricotta@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So between a light snack and "I want people to think I'm pregnant."

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[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Instead of measuring out your pasta, have you considered switching to Linux?

[–] weird@sub.wetshaving.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

What's Linux?

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

1 person: what fits in the hole when you place your index finger against the first joint in your thumb. 2 person, second joint. three person thumb tip. Smaller rations, loose fit, larger rations tighter fit. Try a few times to adjust for your hand size. It's just a step above eyeballing, but shockingly effective.

Edit: Not that hole, I see you coming. And not coming that way. Jeez, the infantilism!

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Don't blame us! You're the one talking dirty!

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[–] SpongyAneurism@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

125 grams of dried pasta per person, as a main course usually works fine for me.

[–] Creat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is hilarious to me. We make 400g for 2 (normal sized) people.

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[–] zkfcfbzr@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I use 160g spaghetti with an entire 14oz jar of sauce, personally.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

I keep seeing variations of this theme. My mom always does the opposite. Like 12 people are coming over for thanksgiving or Christmas and she makes one little bag of noodles.

[–] Lembot_0003@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pot is an effective limitator.

[–] Bort@hilariouschaos.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

You don’t get the munchies?

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

I feel like a fatass because I never need to measure spaghetti. One box is two servings.

[–] rakzcs@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

1g per 1kg of your weight. So for someone who weighs 100kg you use 100g of pasta.

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Cook it all. Save what you don't eat in a sealed container in the refrigerator. Cooked noodles are so useful. Fry them with chili paste, yum yum! Make peanut sauce and eat them cold. Even just tossed with sesame oil and salt they are pretty good.

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

This. Also toss it evenly with some olive oil before you put it in the fridge. Will delay the concrete phase by a lot

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Be careful with this.

Turned pasta is really dangerous and hard to notice as it doesn't have an awful smell or look like other foods when bacteria settles.

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[–] Mechanize@feddit.it 4 points 2 weeks ago

125g per person if you only eat that, 80 to 100 if you eat something else too

Good brands you can usually find outside of italy with not outrageous prices are Rummo and Garofalo, less good but still okay, and at a generally lower price, you can usually find Voiello or De Cecco

Barilla is the most common, but outside of their spaghetti I'm not a big fan

There are a bunch of others, but these tend to be easier to find

That's all, thank you for coming to my TED talk

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Get some containers and keep leftovers. Cooking more than you will eat in one sitting saves your future self some work.

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you are a guy then its an easy measurement. Make an o with your finger and thumb the girth of your erect dick. That's your dick width of pasta serving. No more. No less!

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[–] Una@europe.pub 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I once made spaghetti without water

[–] Nusm@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Can never make too much pasta. Better too much than too little. Can always throw the leftovers in the fridge and microwave it the day after or make a lunch box. Of course, if you are struggling with overeating, then idk. Make to little maybe.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

A single 16oz (1lb) bag is enough for 4-5 people.

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