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[–] klu9@piefed.social 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you sure this is not The Onion?

saiga antelope

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

David Attenborough​: here we see the majestic Long Horned Steppe Gonzo placidly grazing.

[–] JoeyHarrington@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Step gonzo, what are you doooooiiiiiiing?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You're fine he's just looking for Henrietta

[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 1 month ago

I think invasion is too strong a term. Maybe, a special operation of antelopes?

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like they are about to join Australia in loosing a war to animals.

[–] Zidane@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah too loose and they'll slip right in

So you best lube up and brace yourself.

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Australia lost to the emus Now russia is facing the antelopes.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

In a two front war. Rest in piss.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

1 meter strong 💪📏

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

He should consider himself lucky. Next time, it’s the rabbits. Ask Napoleon.

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago

Adding this to the time travel list.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why did he run? That's like the epitome of fluffy awwww

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Can you imagine? Cynical machoman invader can't be seen as Snow White :D

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Remind me. Antelopes: Delicious or nah?

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Pretty much all meat is delicious cooked right.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes officer, this person right here

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Great, I searched for long pork recipes and now I guess I'm on a ton of watchlists 😐

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

You always were.

[–] Breezy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You should look up the foot taco stuff on reddit, if its still there. It was a while ago.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Best I can do is burger king foot lettice.

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Except moles. Apparently they taste like shit however you cook em.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You're a bunny, you're not even exotic meat.

[–] MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but they might have Mad Mad Bunny disease. You don't want none of them prions, dawg.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Tell that to my vet, she treats me as her "exotic pet"

[–] LNRDrone@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

Probably delicious when cooked right. Never had antelope, but reindeer and moose are probably in the same pallpark and those are both good.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

One day Oversimplified will cover this on youtube. Just like the pig war and the emu war.

And he'll release it right after he covers vietnam. Which will be in approximately 90 years.

[–] Lumu@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago

My contributions to saiga conservation years ago have paid off.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everything is going according to plan!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Year 3 of the 3 day special military operation.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Daily Star is really more entertaining semi-fiction than news, but this is still Onion-worthy.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Guy can’t handle a dozen people handy with steak knives.

[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

A lot of antelopes about to be mysteriously pushed out windows.

[–] bpalmerau@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Nature bats last.

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The previous one he felt, but took for a turd