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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 79 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 93 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

They also have one of the largest egg size to mother size ratios of any species of bird.

[–] Mortoc@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That must feel like such a relief when it’s out…

[–] Splenetic@lemm.ee 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They say it's the equivalent of a human giving birth to a 10yo. No wonder the mother's bugger off after laying and let the father deal with it

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago

They gave all they had. And then some, Jesus.

Most animals have better births than humans but I, a human woman, would not want to be a kiwi bird (avian variety, IDK what words mean over there).

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 weeks ago

Dear lord, I feel so bad

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

They would make a great replacement for chickens

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Their call is like the lament of a million souls...

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

Also, they tear up the forest floor like mad. It looks like the most destructive chicken has come through after a kiwi has been there.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Kiwi restoration project is going quite well. In 2018 we were hoping for conservation efforts to get a 2% (2600) increase in pop and they managed 7000 instead.

The strat is to raise them in a safe place until they're big and then let them go. The teenagers and adults have less trouble surviving its the babies who are super vulnerable.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I genuinely thought kiwi birds were extinct

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Are you thinking of dodos? Both have short repetition in their name, but those guys are gone.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 weeks ago

At one point they were gone from the wild. But we have a few small islands that are pest free. The kiwis were able to live there. Now we are clearing the mainland of rats and stoates and releasing kiwis back into the wild.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] swizzlestick@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

The cacophony of metal clanging, nades blowing and panicked dashing between levels.

Gibbed way too many times by that fucker.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

And it can hear you.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Man I love SponsorBlock. Saved me 12 seconds, nearly half the video.

Edit: Direct link to the scream for those without.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There's no sponsor in that video.

... oh god, Youtube's fucking up the video itself to fuck with adblockers.

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago

SponsorBlock is useful for more than just skipping sponsored segments, you know. The name is misleading; It's way more powerful than that. You can also add "Skip intro" and "skip credits" buttons to videos, just like it's Netflix. Or skip filler and go straight to the meat of the video, like I just did.

Even if you don't mind sponsored segments, you should still give it a try. Its got a lot of useful features. Just disable the sponsor skipping feature and enable the other stuff if you want.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

Walks like chocobo, yell like tiamat

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 3 points 2 weeks ago

I love that clip so much. It will never not be funny af to me.

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Interesting how it enters the stage as a creature from hell and then it becomes softer and they walk off all cute.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

It screamed out all the angy.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Thank god they include the "bird" and "fruit", else i would've thought they're talking about human sized human.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, isn't that kiwi holding a very small bird, equating then to the size of a pumpkin?

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe it's actually kiwi holding a kiwi feeding on kiwi.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 2 weeks ago

Someone grow a kiwi fruit that is as big as a kiwi bird, stat!

[–] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I appreciate that they continued to use a different fruit as a measurement even though there's no reason why they couldn't compare the kiwi to some other class of object.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I compare everything to hail. Gold ball sized hail, base ball sized hail, pea sized hail... It makes it really easy because you don't need to think of different objects.

[–] skye@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

wouldn't you need to do 'hail sized pea, hail sized baseball' etc? otherwise you are comparing the size of hail to other objects, rather than other objects to hail

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've seen this before and it's still surprises me. I didn't think they were as small as kiwi fruit. Maybe about the size of a softball but not as round.

[–] aim_at_me@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There are différent types. Some are small, some are bigger. But the smallest are around the size of a rockmelon.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

TIL cantaloupe is called rockmelon in your part of the world.

[–] aim_at_me@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 weeks ago

TIL a cantaloupe is a rockmelon haha.

[–] bss03 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago

Well I'll be damned. TIL

[–] blargle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Also, platypuses are smaller than you probably thought they were. ( if comparing to beavers and river otters )