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[–] h4x0r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 130 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sometimes you have to put down the camera and just enjoy the natural beauty of a place.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 weeks ago

I would use a tilt shift setup and then fast forward so it looked funny and animated.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 65 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Action scenes like that it’s best to keep under 1/200 sec so you can capture their expression.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If be bumping up to 1/1000 to get the splashes, but open up a wider aperture to really emphasise on them with some exaggerated depth of field. 400mm, get a real distant look about it to enhance the isolation and helplessness.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I mean, if you can capture the water droplets in the sunlight, it could be really beautiful. OTOH, bokeh. 50/50

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Hahaha, the mist from their thrashing making a rainbow...

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Bokeh? Buy one, kill everyone here?

[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

While yelling at them to hold still

[–] svc@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 32 points 2 weeks ago

"Stop resisting!"

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

Or stop resisting

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

As long as ive got my tripod with me, I'd go far, far slower, clamp down that aperture, get real low on the i so, and go long exposure, up to 4/5 seconds depending on how bright it is out.

Silky smooth water as it flows, and a delightful blurry trail that disappears below the water.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

4K video with a tripod and a good mic to capture all the sound quality

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

Hearing that gurgle as they slowly lose buoyancy is just peak.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 2 points 2 weeks ago

You'd have to meticulously prepare the area beforehand and then make sure that you throw the guy the right way

[–] arrakeen_urbanite@feddit.online 19 points 2 weeks ago

Nice. All those old lawyer jokes have found new life.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Not completely sure of proper shutter speeds, but will ask for proof of citizenship.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago

"You need a different mask underwater!"

[–] nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The slowest shutterr speed where I could still make out the agent without it getting too blury that way I know on this photo I have captured the maximum amount of time that they spent suffering and condensed it to a single image.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

.357 magnum.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

Probably 1/1200. Depending on whether it's overcast or not.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Action shot while zooming in you're looking at 1/1000 if handheld.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hmm... Would seeing the ICE agent's arms blurring from flailing about be more powerful than a crisp, clean shot? 🤔

[–] 01189998819991197253 7 points 2 weeks ago

Who says you have to choose. Set it to a lovely 100, then set it to a crisp 1200. Two, beautifully unique photographs.

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Can you submit a photo to them if it's grabbed from video? I would shoot a video and hope to grab a nice image from that.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I’m live streaming that shit

[–] diegantobass@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

BRACKETING WIDE CAUSE I NEED HDR