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The actual parade route is super tiny, less than a mile. NYT published a parade route map, and the troops have a longer walk to the parade start point than the parade route itself. It is just going by the National Mall, and that's it. My local town Memorial Day parade (which only had the mayor, boy/girl scouts, fire department, and school marching band) was longer.
(Edited to add: I don't want to sell the town Memorial Day parade short, it also had a bunch of cool old tractors....)
FAKE NEWS. THIS IS ONE OF THE LONGEST ROUTES IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD NOBODY HAS EVER PARADED THIS FAR ESPECIALLY NOT UNDER SLEEPY JOE BIDEN
There's really only one person in the audience so it doesn't need to be long.
Also it supposed to start later in the afternoon, and DC has a decent chance of scattered thunderstorms today. Lets see if mother nature decides to show up.
Fear not, MAGAs! Nature is no match for Donald Trump's Sharpie
It’s definitely a parade for one person.
What's the weather looking like in DC today? Because I know these stubborn idiot fascists won't let something like a little lightning stop their stupid little celebration of themselves, so this all could end up a really fucking stupid mass casualty event pretty easily.
Native American here we have been rain dancing since midnight we are doing our part.
Washed my car yesterday, hoping nature will handle the rest
Any chance you could dance up a tornado or 2?
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Rain, chance of thunderstorms, air quality alert, and flash flood watch.
Cloudy and overcast, with sporadic bursts of fascism. Possible flood of lies in high-conservative-media areas.
Current hourly forecast says we're gonna get thunderstorms around 5 here, but the rain will start at 3.
What makes me think that the McD brained chief convicted rapist/felon will say oh wow look at all these people who came out for my birthday.
