this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2025
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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 81 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I wonder if they have ligma

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] arudesalad@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

Steven Paul Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011) was an American businessman, inventor, and investor best known for co-founding the technology company Apple Inc. Jobs was also the founder of NeXT and chairman and majority shareholder of Pixar. He was a pioneer of the personal computer revolution of the 1970s and 1980s, along with his early business partner and fellow Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So sad for Steve Jobs 😢

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago

Steve Jobs my balls

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now I want to create a nation called Sugonda, and its official language will be Sugondese, where we create a drug for Ligma called Bofadis.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 days ago

bophades the greek philosopher

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I buy all my clothes at soup

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

What do you mean, you're "at Soup"!?

[–] asbestos@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Where are you?

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

A'ight, well hurry up and come over here.

[–] vorlaut_boy@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

no soup for you!!

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Can someone explain the joke?

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 85 points 1 week ago

It looks like a set up for a “suqma DICK lmao” joke, but it’s actually just a store.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Someone could, yes. 😈

Say the word out loud.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 1 week ago

Well now you just lost the game.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Is it next to this pharmacy?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago

Ha, gottem.

[–] terminhell@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[–] Gorge@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

Suqma ballgowns