this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2025
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[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 112 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I mean if I’m shitface, I’m not going to be able to read that stamp 🥃

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 29 points 6 months ago

Could also mean being too loud.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

It's a really big glass.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I've seen this reposted everywhere for like a year. It's annoying to me that it doesn't say if you're expected to close your tab or not.

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They close the tab for you. They open one with your credit card with the first drink then give you your card back.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 12 points 6 months ago

That's true, but it depends on the location. Plenty of places you can sit at the bar and you don't pay until the end.

[–] oplkill@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

if only they can read

[–] greybeard@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago

I should print some of those and use them as a patron to get people I don't like to leave.

[–] NaNin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How many people are the type that would be given that letter and are also able to understand it?

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago
[–] Gorge@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

These are also great for when you're up to your third divorce and looking for ways to streamline the process

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They're gonna read that aloud

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

That would be the fucking best 💀