this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2025
384 points (96.8% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

32638 readers
4216 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
top 22 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 111 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean if I’m shitface, I’m not going to be able to read that stamp 🥃

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 28 points 1 week ago

Could also mean being too loud.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

It's a really big glass.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 66 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i thought this wouldn't go over too well with a lot of people, but it's a private club in NJ presumably run by italians, so yea. no one's going to argue

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I dated a girl with a very Italian last name for a number of years. She said that ‘back in the day’ certain parts of her family were connected in our city. Laughed it off, because that was history. Her dad was never involved, and her grandpa was only a little involved, I guess, and.. whatever. It just wasn’t a thing in their lives and hadn’t really been a thing in our city since like the 70’s.

We took a trip to NYC, and after eating at this lovely hole-in-the-wall Italian restaurant, she paid. After seeing the name on the CC, the whole vibe sort of changed. Staff got shy. A manager came over to offer us a big discount on our food, and free dessert.
My GF understood it, I guess, and told him that we were from out of town and didn’t have any family in town. After a very brief pause, the manager said something like “Oooh. It must have been another table that complained about their food…” They still gave us free dessert for the mix-up (we were already going to order dessert - it’s not like we were pretending to be mini-mafiosos out there).

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i also briefly dated an italian girl, and had a legit straight-off-the-plane italian roommate.

i wouldn't mess with them

[–] Chiarottide@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Italian here. You were right not to mess with them. It was a meme in the Italian sub*****t to pee in a plate, put it in the freezer and fling the piss disk under your roommate's door while they sleep

[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Il Pisa disca? Italians are serious.

[–] Chiarottide@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Behold the DISCO DI PISCIO

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, Italians also meme about the Pissplatte?

[–] Chiarottide@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It's more international that I thought

[–] oplkill@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

if only they can read

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've seen this reposted everywhere for like a year. It's annoying to me that it doesn't say if you're expected to close your tab or not.

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They close the tab for you. They open one with your credit card with the first drink then give you your card back.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 12 points 1 week ago

That's true, but it depends on the location. Plenty of places you can sit at the bar and you don't pay until the end.

[–] greybeard@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

I should print some of those and use them as a patron to get people I don't like to leave.

[–] NaNin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How many people are the type that would be given that letter and are also able to understand it?

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago
[–] Gorge@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

These are also great for when you're up to your third divorce and looking for ways to streamline the process

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're gonna read that aloud

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

That would be the fucking best 💀