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[–] darvocet 89 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Haha this turned dark real quick.

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 96 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It's not that dark. If mushrooms helped you realize you don't wanna be married to a person you should divorce them. Why spend time with someone you don't want to be with?

There is this belief for some reason that divorce is like the end of the world and a giant nightmare but like, I've done it, its not hard stuff and as long as you and your (soon to be) ex-partner aren't assholes then the hardest thing is gonna be making your schedules line up.

Like Yeah it's devastating to lose a built in best friend, but also you gotta live your truth

Anyways don't jump on mushroom thoughts immediately, let them settle and ferment for a bit before you follow them.

[–] darvocet 128 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've been divorced. But i didn't decide to do that while tripping balls sucking on some other girls titties. It's a data point only.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] derek 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The entry data could be a float or a double.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We don't know that it wasn't his wife's titties, maybe that's why he's getting divorced

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"I called someone over" Made me think to his house from their house. But it could've been from across the house. You're right.

Edit: appearance

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

When my ex husband was around during my trips, he would freak me the fuck out. My body was in terror, I understood more than in that moment. The same lack of respect that I brushed off when not tripping sent me into a spiral.

It was a warning sign I didn’t take.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah shrooms are way more likely to give you the ability to think through legitimate problems than generate spontaneous bad ideas. Still though, give it some thought when you come down.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah you never act on your psychedelic realizations for at least a few days. Gotta give it time to settle

Every chapter must come to its natural close. That is what starts the next chapter.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 69 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I was telling my therapist that I wanna take shrooms only last evening. I have a bunch. They're legal here. My partner works on Sunday and I have the place to myself. Hope she doesn't get divorced. Lol.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I would recommend having someone around as a trip sitter for a first time.

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago

I never recommend having a sober trip sitter, just an experienced tripper on the same journey. Sober trip sitters in my experience have a tendency to harsh the vibe and make me way more likely to have a bad trip.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I recommend having a friend trip with you together to affirm that what you're expeciencing matches what they're experiencing. I've taken a lot of psycadelics. For me, this is the way.

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago (20 children)

I'm currently growing my first batch, they are unfortunately not legal here 😅 They're fantastic though. I've done shrooms twice in my life now and my depression and social anxiety are all but gone. I've got years of therapy under my belt too and without that the effect would surely not have been this noticeable but still. When you take them you never know what will happen. Most likely it will be amazing from start to finish but every now and then shrooms make you confront unpleasant things. Taking them was a way to prove to myself that I'm ready to confront my fears.

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[–] Gigasser@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I suggest listening to some Terence Mckenna talks before tripping. Also, surrender to the shroom if needed. It'll help.

[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Totally normal shroom experience. I once took a hero's dose and spent 30 minutes thinking I was gonna die.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What's a heros dose. I only did small amounts and it was long ago. Much better experience than I expected. Easier to snap out of than anything else. If your high on weed or drink you can't really snap out. But with a low amount of shrooms I definitely could. Then go right back to wondering why all of the Scooby Doo characters are naturally occuring in the cement walkway while sitting on the stoop

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

A heroes dose/heroic dose just refers to doing a very high dosage of a psychedelic substance like shrooms.

https://healing-mushrooms.net/heroic-dose

I've always heard a good normal dose is an eighth. According to that article linked above, a heroes dose is 5 grams, or an extra 1.5 grams beyond that.

[–] 0xD 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I had 7g once.

It was amazing, the visuals just took over my senses completely and when I came back, still tripping, I felt like I could telepathically talk to my friends lmao.

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Glad you had a good trip! I accidentally did a heroic dose of acid back in 2016 and I have been leery of psychedelics ever since (though I have done shrooms and a few other research chemicals since then). I had 2x 130µG tabs of acid in my sock drawer for ~18 months that I didn't store in the freezer or anything, so I figured their potency had diminished and decided to take both. Big mistake. :)

[–] Grilipper54@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I wouldn't consider that a heroic dose. People lie about potency of tabs all the time. I typically do between 250umg-350umg and I'll get time completely stopping and rewinding. It seems like you just had accurately provided tabs and tripped hard. People do thumbprints of lsd between 10mg-15mg. 5 grams of mushrooms should be more potent than 300umg of acid with just standard cubensis.

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[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

According to the Psychonautwiki on shrooms (which is fairly reliable in my experience), anything over 50mg of psilocybin is a "heavy" dose. Trouble is, unless you can get your shrooms from a reliable source, guessing the psilocybin content is pretty tricky. The one time I intentionally did a pretty heavy trip on shrooms, it was something like a quarter ounce of dried shrooms, but another time I just had a nibble on one for laughs while drinking with my buddies and it wound up being pretty substantial. If they're fresh instead of dried or just a different strain or batch, it's all pretty up in the air, so my advice is to always be ready for a heavy trip unless you've already had some experience with that particular batch.

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yes aborts are pretty wild. always remember set and setting

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[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Think about it maaan, we're all gonna die

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[–] alcibiades@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Same bro. Idk how much I took the first time but I literally forgot who I was, fell asleep, woke up covered in sweat, and tore my room apart because I was convinced that I was either dead or about to die. Shit scared me into just weed and drinking lol

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[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

Man I am so jealous of all the people having a good time with shrooms in here and not even cause I have bad trips but have basically no trip.

First time I took them I went for 3.5g and then ended up adding another 1.5g as I realized it wasn't working. Second I made a 5g ginger tea. That was a bust. So third and last time I ended up doing a whole chocolate bar at 5g and then added about 2g of just straight shrooms.... I had a single moment where I felt like I reached a truth about "now" and human inertia, as I just practically meditated. But otherwise I would say the experience was disappointingly sober. No trips, no visuals, nothing much.

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can't do shrooms either. I've tried a number of times from various sources and all I get is 10 hours of nausea and an overpowering urge to sleep but I can't because I'm on shrooms.

The psilocybin pills worked for me, although I was microdosing them as part of a research study so maybe that was the difference. But Ive never had any issues with other psychedelis either.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah I got nauseous pretty bad the first time with straight shrooms but I also tried wrapping them in slices of deli turkey and cheese which I do not recommend unless you are a dog.
I absolutely get the urge to sleep that's the 3rd time symptom I got.

I figure my body will be a research oddity at some point cause I feel lots of drugs have the wrong interactions with me. Maybe it's a digestion or processing issue with the mushroom fiber.

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[–] nautilus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (7 children)

No trip here as well, I just got real sleepy

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Interesting that there seems to be a non insignificant amount of us.

Do you have any issues with other stuff like edibles or caffeine? Sorry if it feels like prying but a chance to find a correlary trend is just to fun to not take!

[–] nautilus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I have and take meds for ADHD so that could have something to do with it. Edibles usually give me a pretty great high but only if I take somewhere around 50-60mg. Caffeine doesn’t seem to affect me much at all, although I try not to exceed 200mg a day just to keep things safe.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 points 21 hours ago

It's directly known that if you are taking an SSRI or an SSNRI basically fully blocks the effects of psilocybin and most other hallucinogenics.

Someone had once said it seemed like deep thinkers, it didn't work on and I always wonder if it's some combination of brain chemistry difference in ADHD or depression that makes it less effective in some others not even on them.

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[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

I had the same experience but with weed. I was super disappointed.

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[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

last time i took shrooms my ex got mad at me for not caring enough that her food was taking too long to get delievered to her at work. she was mad at me the whole time i was tripping and wouldnt tell me why until i came down

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[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 39 points 1 week ago

Judging from the context, allowing one's chest to be used as a pillow.

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[–] knowone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 10 points 1 week ago

counterpoint: Bro no

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is "off boobs" the opposite of "on boobs"? Asking for a friend, obviously.

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I would assume they meant "of boobs", but you present an interesting question of terminology. Unfortunately it begs the question, what exactly would we mean by "on boobs" in this context, so that we can question if "off boobs" is it's opposite?

Also, boobs. The answer to boobs is usually yes.

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[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Morning radio guy voice DUDES ROCK 🎸🎶🔥

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Hell yeah slay dude

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