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[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 57 points 2 weeks ago

Amazon drivers just got a substantial upgrade from Bezos.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

should put duct tape around the rim of the funnel

[–] protist@mander.xyz 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you saying you don't like shards of hard, sharp plastic rubbing against your scrotum?

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, that is what I'm saying

[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Mom was right: there are strange people on the internet.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

That would hurt when you want to leave though. Like a strong bandaid.

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think you're visualising the proposal wrong. The duct tape is to provide cushioning. Stick it around the edge so half is stuck on the inside of the bottle and half outside. All the sticky bits are stuck to plastic. No glue is left open to make skin contact.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

I stand by my fantasy.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I thought it's some kind of ungodly bong at first. I mean it would be.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I was going to comment on how that wouldn't work as a bong, until I saw your comment.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sure, just empty it out after the trip and you're set.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This needs to be at all Amazon facilities that are trying to unionize

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I think that's more "adult diaper-man"

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That astronaut lady just wore a diaper.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Reports from trumps closest collaborators suggest he doesnt use those, at leastbnot good ones.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Odd way to defend taco, but ok.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh. No he absplutely should, just the constant shit smell. I thought diapers, like, made a seal or something? So i don't think he does.

[–] Squibbles@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's the ~~way~~ rule of the road.

[–] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

As a woman, I've always been kinda jealous of a man's ability to just piss wherever, whenever. I mean, they do make these, but I've never used one because it kinda seems like you piss in there and it it'll just end up all over your entire yoni, which just sounds like a mess.

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Don't let the patriarchy stop you. Assert your dominance and piss anywhere, anytime, even with your pants on.

[–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

Pee funnels are real!

Also hooped skirts! women historicaly having a squt on a pot entirely concealed by the skirt

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

And if someone tailgates you, just throw it out like a red shell in Mario Kart

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yellow shell

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Nah it's a yellow brick in Lego Racers

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

All fun and games until you have a fender bender and soak the interior of your car and everything you're wearing in cold piss.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

Or hit a pothole. This wouldn't be a viable solution in the east and Midwest.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, this definitely needs a one-way valve.

[–] slate@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Or at least a heating element

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago

It's very dangerous to everyone when the driver needs to turn around on their seat & face backwards whilst still driving.

[–] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

It's another Lemmy Piss Post!

[–] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Oh look. An Amazon driver!

[–] jrwperformance@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hell yeah! Manual transmission!

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sell this multi billion dollar idea to Amazon...

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 2 weeks ago

With enginuity like this it should be possible to make a water trap to keep the smell contained.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

“Rest stops? Where we’re going we don’t need rest stops.”

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

fit a straw and turn it into a proto-stillsuit.

[–] CarCdrCons@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Piss-bottle Man - Mike Watt feat. Evan Dando

There are some things
A guy gets from his pop
Some of them things get spaced
Others never forgot
I got such a tradition
I keep in my truck cab

Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

Miles and miles and all the while
I feel secure
Even if the fuse gets short
I know I can keep my nerve
I believe in such a tradition
I got it in my truck cab
Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

Driving in his shoes
Using the bottle he used
Every time I pop I think
Of my pop and pay my dues
I respect such a tradition
A shrine in my truck cab

Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

it’s the way of the road, bubs.

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I thought this was a bong for way too long...

[–] burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

That’s a big beautiful piss jug, the old man would be proud.

[–] RandomTester@lemmybefree.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Living the dream life, I see

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Can't stop won't stop.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

Blurst Bong ..