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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 46 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Doing the dishes with her axe, nice.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago

They had Gelatinous Cube for dessert that night, the remains are hard to get off the plates with anything less.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Wouldn't it make significantly more sense and be significantly less sexist if it's just a grinding wheel used to sharpen weapons?...... Jesus

It's like two pixels

Edit: Y'know now that I look at it again, the "dish" isn't anywhere fucking close to her left arm because she's holding the top of the axe...

[–] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean, that extra line does make it look like a plate, so I understand the confusion.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I mean that's literally what a grinding wheel looks like. Just go look up photos on the Internet. They have a tapered edge just like that

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Is she single?

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 45 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, but Billy probably has like 1hp.

[–] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 35 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Billy clearly needs the exp then.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

And the loot.

Oooh, a keyring of fire resistance!

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

As long as he attacks first, he'll be fine, right?

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There's a archnemesis origin story in here somewhere

[–] dumples@midwest.social 29 points 5 days ago

Hit him with a pillow will knock him unconscious. If you want to be human put a cup over him and slide a piece of paper under and let him roam outside.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 12 points 4 days ago

Quit being a little bitch, Billy. He's not even facing you; just backstab him and collect your experience points and we'll pawn his gear in the morning.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I like how the house looks like an average suburban home with medieval fantasy decorations. Is this the future of Middle-Earth?

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Could also be the future of The Forgotten Realms