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[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 48 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Saleh@feddit.org 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What if the two cheaters stay together?

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

if you cheat a cheater, the world didnt lose a cheater, it gained... four cheaters... uh....

[–] ShadowRam@fedia.io 43 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Context? Who r these people?

[–] ShadowRam@fedia.io 50 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 49 points 3 days ago (1 children)

if they are both married, they possibly made 4 singles

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I doubt the cheaters are ending their relationship over this

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Iirc, a lot of relationships that begin as affairs and then go public fizzle out because there’s no longer the thrill associated with the taboo of cheating. I can’t look it up right now, so take that with a grain of salt, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they broke up.

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's the definition of a piece of shit. They only want to do things if it's wrong.

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I guess I'm an octopus then

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

the cheated may, prove it court got easy

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

Master Yoda?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

lol you responded with an article that says

CNN has not verified the identities of the man and woman, but the video had people on social media speculating about who they are and their relationship status.

https://www.sfchronicle.com/entertainment/article/coldplay-ceo-affair-byron-cabot-20774168.php

There we go

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My favourite was

I feel terrible for the wife, what an awful way to discover your husband listens to Coldplay

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 42 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Kiss cams are fucking weird, who wants to get peer pressured by an entire stadium?

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

Coldplay listeners I guess.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Even the article they are bullshit. Two examples are a brother and sister and then a mother sun at a basketball game.

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Because that's how counting works.

One, two, trend.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago

The irony here is that if they had actually kissed, they probably wouldn't have gone viral.

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 18 points 3 days ago

Technically 4.

She turns and hides her face in her hands, he dives for cover.

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

Lustmolche.

Thanks for the sunscreen PSA, Coldplay!

[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Cold playboy

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I also saw that top comment on the video.

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works -1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

🙋‍♂️ me, it's funny to see rich assholes get karma'd