Smh my head. Bro is 17 years old and cant even use proper grammar.
this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2025
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I can't even imagine how much i would've hated my life if my mom was a social media mom that makes content out of my teenage life.
Why use many word when few do trick?
Why many word when few good
Streamline you
Less words better.
I'm 33 and say shit like this because it amuses me. I done goofed, I have completed a fuckywucky, I made a plate of upsettispaghetti, Brain no work good, Drain bamage, Terminal case of stupid bitch disease... Let people amuse themselves.
Literally scrolled one down from this post to see the next post on my feed: "Drain Bamage"
Poster? This motherfucker right here 👆
I can not see the lie.
I'm not very original either lol
Yeye me too fren. We just be a lil silly bean sometime :)
*Dain bramage
Got you too huh?
oh no, people being playful with communication! the horror.
I assume you would absolutely hate Shakespeare
I have completed a fuckywucky! Genius!!
In other news, there's a film with some characters eating sad spaghetti. Is this a thing?
Wait. There is? I'm confused
cant even use proper grammar.
Perhaps you meant can't.
I thought the "smh my head" would have been enough to make people realize i was joking
Proper grammar is no joke, Hazard.
Probably because drunk.
I outraged
Yeah. like shortening words into a few letters, shake my head…
Ikr? smdh
Do these people not have cell phones?
It doesn't make good content
If she's worried she might have it set to wake her up if he texts.
A text would probably wake them up. I wish we had options when sending a text to be in "passive mode" or something. Have it marked as not important and don't notify them. Just have it appear silently waiting on them to check
I think you do. “Send quietly” is a thing, right?
Is this something too Apple for my Android-pilled mind to understand?
Somehow I'm reminded of those Zelda rock circles.
If you solve the puzzle do you respawn in a bubble bath?
I was thinking if he came home safely then what use is the signal but I guess it's so that they don't have to check up on him in the morning to know all is well
Or its a way for the kid to maintain some autonomy, but if the mom gets up at 2am to pee, she can see her kid came home. No one gets disturbed. Mom can go back to bed without worry.
Or dad, sorry, not trying to be gendered. Just a reflection of my upbringing I suppose.
My mom did this when we were growing up. She'd leave a light just outside her bedroom on and we'd turn it off when we got in to let her know were in safe.
Looks like the kid 3D prints. Those ducks look like Bigtreetech duckies.
2 down votes? How could the comment step on somebody's toes? Is this reddit?