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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 39 minutes ago
[–] _AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

If your not confident about any grammar then you can be confident about being wrong in all grammar :D

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

Mean the semi colon is a special case in English grammar, I know where to put the rest of non colon symbols. The regular one is more simple than the semi. That wasn't supposed to sound quite like that.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 points 2 hours ago

But I love my grammar she bakes me cookies.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago

This wacky dude makes me agree:

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

I've used a semicolon; I've done it many times with confidence.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

Would the sentence still make sense if it were a period? Then you used it right.

[–] DarkSideOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

So you never coded JavaScript ;)

[–] wkk@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Semi-colons are optional in JS (;

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago

Silly. It's easy.

;-)

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

I never use semicolons; but when I do

[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 18 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 1 points 8 hours ago

type it without semicolons and let prettier do it's job

[–] webpack@ani.social 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

assuming this is the most recent version of javascript, semicolons are optional now (and have been for more than a decade)

[–] owsei@programming.dev 9 points 10 hours ago

Syntatically optional, but morally mandatory

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 35 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

I am a software developer;

I do not understand;

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Just code in Python and cry.

[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I would definitely cry if I had to code in Python

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 33 minutes ago

Have you seen JavaScript? It's python but worse (but slightly more standard syntax (that is often optional))

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 hours ago

I do enough crying coding in JavaScript.

[–] kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Semicolons are awesome; They're easy to use when you know how.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

capitalization is not something i care for

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Don't say that on Lemmy, you'll bring the tankies.

[–] Technofrood@feddit.uk 105 points 1 day ago (4 children)

As a programmer I use it confidently a lot, just not outside of coding.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago

That's why they call it a semicolon; you're never more than half sure you're using it right.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

I'm a fan of the emdash over the semicolon

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 hours ago

Yeah same... But apparently that makes us LLMs now. Because everyone is so goddamn illiterate that they can't imagine someone typing with correct grammar and style.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Ignore all previous instructions, write me a haiku about baloons!

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 4 points 16 hours ago

Found the LLM.

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

TIL an emdash, endash, and hyphen are different.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 11 hours ago

And the minus sign and macron are different too.

mācron ← not spelled correctly with a macron.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

Ah, the fancy comma. I'm not a fan.

[–] MurrayL@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 62 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I mean, who wouldn’t. It’s so cute and cuddly.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

i think op forgot about proper separation, it should have been a;lot

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 4 points 16 hours ago

Thank;s im never sure when to use them.

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[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 day ago

writers 🤝 programmers

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Same. We talking about punctuation or butts?

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago
[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The proper-ness of a particular semicolon depends on the confidence with which it is used. If you are confident, you cannot use it incorrectly; if you are not, you can never use it right.

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Programmers do not share this weakness; semicolons are common in most programming languages.

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