"On this occasion, Johannesen had also attempted to hide a mobile phone behind a wardrobe which was discovered when it started ringing during the search."
This guy was clearly not all that bright. But he is hilarious, unintentionally.
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2025
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They trained him wrong, on purpose, as a joke.
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I always forget weed is not legal everywhere yet
It basically is in the US... Just can't let too much THCA degrade into ∆9 before you harvest the cannabis. You can buy THCA vapes online and get them shipped to almost every state.
Like 90% or more of the cannabinoids in what we call regular cannabis are THCA anyway.
When news says "drugs" instead of "weed", I tend to assume there is more to it than just weed.
operating across Biggleswade and Sandy supplying cannabis, crack cocaine and heroin
Selling it to a cop was a worse one.
If you ask them if they're a cop, they have to tell you. It's the law, I've seen it in a documentary.
That's, like, in the Constitution.
A cop on the mailing list could mean: A: They are a costumer
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