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It will always be Burma to me.
Seek the truth, always.
I read from someone claiming to be in nursing that it's likely just bruising because he's old and has had a cannula/IV so its pretty common. Unfortunately he has great access to health care but he's a fucking moron who eats mostly fast food so here's hoping
Knowing our luck all the preservatives he's eating from the fast food will make him immortal.
We should place him next to Liz Truss’s cabbage and see which withers first
Honestly, we shit on him for what he eats, but he's almost 80 and still going, so i dont think it's working very well. He already had an entire life that was longer than most people, sadly.
Turns out it was money the whole time!
So like this?
Lmao nailed it!
I knew exactly what this link was before clicking on it.
it's working on me. i had a group of "friends" running a betting pool on when i would die that stopped being my friends when i outlived all their bets and asked to collect.
granted it was pie and not fast food, but hey still here.
The Coca-Cola and McDonald's is just his schtick. He doesn't eat that.
he eats kfc like a real dick tater
Being close to this all the time: yeah that's what it looks like to me too.
Well besides healthcare there is also a small bit of reduced stress. He probably praises himself internally.
"I never had to stress about paying my bills or working manual labor jobs my entire life so I physically age slower than 99% of the population and my back stays unhurt until age of 60."
I doubt he’ll have the grace to do it with any speed, but this and the talk about getting into heaven and Vance being ready to take over sure are suggestive.
Typically, the VP doesn't publicly talk about taking over for the President unless the possibility is significant, but this administration lacks anything approaching message discipline so who knows.
Motherfucker is starting to ooze out the evil through his skin
I wonder if he is on blood thinners?
His platelets just hate him
He has the Marvolo ring now? Motherfucker is going to resurrect Regan with the stone.
Cirrhosis. The orange finally makes sense
The bigliest liver failure: no alcohol needed.
He gets darker and blacker, and darker and blacker.
Deport him!
He's got Reverse Vitiligo. Just like 'ol Uncle Ruckuss.
Seriously though, what condition causes this?
That's just an iv bruise. Could be anything.
I got one kind of like that from just a botched blood draw for a physical. Not older or anything and only happened once (and it hurt for a few days), but hasn't since. It was higher up but I know people that do those from their hands.
The infestation is beginning to leak.
Thin skin bruises easily.
That's what happens when you're soul has decayed so far past dead that the necrotic void that has replaced it has expanded to the point of physiological manifestation. Once the saturation hits 100% he'll collapse into a micro-singularity and near instantaneously evaporate. The resulting radiation burst will be enough to give 1st degree burns to anyone standing within 10 meters.
Looks like a green nurse tried to find a vein
he played that alligator tooth game and lost
Is he dead yet?
Almost
If you squint your eyes, it looks like Epstein's face
He could be a member of the White Glove Society.
Is h
Ok peeps who do you think gave him the Black Spot? Elon?
the only people with the balls to squeeze back in his handshake game are Putain, Musk, Whitmer, Newsom, Mills, maybe a third of the european leadership, Modi, Xi, KJU, any competent phlebotomist could give him different instructions or cath sizing to prevent bruising and i "wonder why" they don't (or maybe he just ignores the instructions because he's SO SMRT), you know what, i'm starting to think pretty much everyone is starting to squeeze back hard and he's hurting his hand.
And Justin Trudeau
Trudeau looks like he is actively holding back his instincts to push Trump over with all his strength. Also why does Trudeau look like a young Bruce Campbell in this picture.
Probably from bashing his hands after talking to Putin
You meaning jerkin off?