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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 134 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

When it's not Radioactive by Imagine Dragons

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine Dragons are the new Nickelback.

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Relax... Take a deep breath...

Iiiiiiiiinnnnn...........

Oooouuuuutttt.......

WAKING UP, TO ASH AND DUST

[–] DavidP@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Definitely where I live it was. I used to cycle between all the rock radio stations when listening to music and around the time that song came out it was all the radios would play. I actually liked the song when it first came out but it got so overplayed.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is the only clip that makes me willingly listen to imagine dragons: https://www.reddit.com/r/imaginedragons/comments/dh21ul/city_blackout_perfectly_syncs_with_believer_sound/

(Sorry for link from "that site")

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

That’s awesome.

[–] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'M WAKING UP TO ASH AND DUST

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Give it 5months

[–] AZERTY@feddit.nl 90 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

More like Imagine Dragons - Radioactive comes on.

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[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 76 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Shotgun and 5.56 combo sounds like amateur sound design for sure....it's perfect

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 54 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's the radio ¯\_ (ツ) _/¯

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

And passing it off as a bald eagle

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 36 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

My local rock station started playing straight-up modern pop hits a couple years ago. Could have at least left it at pop rock, there's no shortage of that ...

Though they never pretended to be brutal, they were always about classic rock and 90s pop rock. AFAIK they didn't even play Black Sabbath.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's depressing. My local station is still rockin' hard with "A Little Bit Off" by FFDP on repeat, with some Metallica and Black Sabbath sprinkled in. They do the cringy "we do things the other stations won't" innuendos, but they don't gave a morning show and don't play ads on my drive home (except for their own station), so I'm happy.

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“A Little Bit Off” by FFDP on repeat

Gross.

Yeah, I hear it 1-2x/day, and I only listen for about an hour. That's a pretty high hit-rate when there are so many great classics.

But at least they're still playing rock instead of throwing in random pop stuff.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All your favorite classic rock hits from Nirvana to Metallica!

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If only, Metallica is way too hard for them. Their main thing is 70s rock, minus Black Sabbath and punk.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If it's anything like I hear they just play Enter Sandman and Nothing Else Matters and lump it in with Ozzy's Crazy Train and consider that their hard core "classic rock"

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, I forgot that Metallica had a buttrock phase ...

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sadly, they are probably more known for that shit. I don't think I have liked any Metallica songs since the infamous "black album" came out.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nirvana and Metallica are considered "oldies" now, and that makes me feel really old.

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[–] paris@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The other classic

I'm a big fan of this very specific type of greentext

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

the OG. i think I like that one more

[–] lime@feddit.nu 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

rock you like a hurricane is way too edgy a choice. i'd go with i wanna rock and roll all night

[–] turkalino@lemmy.yachts 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Idk that song’s pretty edgy, it’s about le sex, if you didn’t know 😏

[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This sounds like a GTA radio station

[–] locahosr443@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

My instant reaction to this was an overwhelming sense of vice city nostalgia

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I am not sure how to read this. Is it a reference to something in particular ? are the two interlaced texts happening in parallel ? what is the link between a radio announcement and killing dogs in a nursery ?

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So greentext is usually used like quotation marks or asterisks to denote roleplaying. Here it's being used to denote a soundboard like radio DJ's use.

The reference is to American classical rock stations that use very aggressive sound bumpers but play very milktoast music, usually the same 40 songs since the 80's

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I think milquetoast is the word you want; milktoast is phonetically correct but that spelling refers to a breakfast dish.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 weeks ago

Interesting. Milquetoast. I'll need to internalize that spelling, thank you

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please tell me that "milktoast" isn't something that people eat.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

my stepdad used to tear up bread and eat it in milk like cereal. I've seen some shit

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

it's very common for radio personalities to be like "THIS IS THE REAL STATION FOR HARD ALT CLASSICS, KEEP YOUR GRANDMA AWAY!" and then play the same 200 song playlist as every other station because radio has been captured by iHeartMedia and homogenized to hell and back.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm grateful every day that my rock station is independent, and they still play Black Sabbath and Tool and whatnot. It's still pretty repetitive, but that's because there's not a ton of new rock music.

[–] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There is an absolutely insane amount of new rock music. More rock music is being made today than ever before in the history of music.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Idk, the rock music I find is either:

  • from >10 years ago - several decent bands from 2000-2015
  • based in Europe so I never hear about them (I'm in the US)
  • country or country-adjacent - I hate country music, but I love rock of all other forms
  • small band that's incredibly hard to find

I just don't know how to find decent new rock music these days.

That said, there are a few decent ones I've found recently:

  • Volbeat - kinda sounds like Metallica
  • H.E.A.T. - kinda like Iron Maiden?
  • Ghost - kinda like Judas Priest?

All of those are from Europe (hard for me to find) and were formed in the 2000s. At least Volbeat makes it to my local radio station, which is cool.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I've been on the lookout for new to me artists and new artists to explore the catalogues of because I've realized my music library is very much trapped in the early 2000s and I need to keep finding new stuff so my taste doesn't become stagnent and boring. My approaches are:

  1. Go through current and former band members of bands I like and see what other bands they're in and see if I like them (for example the vocalist Howard Jones of Killswitch Engage fame moved on and is now the vocalist for Light The Torch so you can get more of his incredible vocals)
  2. Watch smaller live music venues and see who is performing including who is opening for performers and dig through their music catalogues
  3. Look up all of the bands that play in the morning and early afternoon at music festivals. (This is how I recently learned of The Haunt, a newish band that just released their second album and is brilliant if you catch them live!)
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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Im grateful that Tool finally gave in to public pressure and allowed their music to be streamed. When ITunes first came out and other streaming platforms became a thing. Tool refused to let their music be streamed because they wanted to “preserve the album experience”. It wasn’t until 2019 that you could find Tool on Spotify.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Do they not realise you can stream an album?

I think the only functioning CD player I have is in my car. Assuming it works, I've never actually used it.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

I love buying CDs but almost never insert them into a drive after initially ripping them to add to my MP3 collection

[–] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Anything to hear another cookie recipe.

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[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, do radio stations like that still exist?

[–] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

THERE'S TRAFFIC THERE'S TRAFFIC NO TRAFFIC THERE'S TRAFFIC

[–] Juice@midwest.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

This does not boad well

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