When it's not Radioactive by Imagine Dragons
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Imagine Dragons are the new Nickelback.
Relax... Take a deep breath...
Iiiiiiiiinnnnn...........
Oooouuuuutttt.......
WAKING UP, TO ASH AND DUST
Was that song overplayed?
Definitely where I live it was. I used to cycle between all the rock radio stations when listening to music and around the time that song came out it was all the radios would play. I actually liked the song when it first came out but it got so overplayed.
This is the only clip that makes me willingly listen to imagine dragons: https://www.reddit.com/r/imaginedragons/comments/dh21ul/city_blackout_perfectly_syncs_with_believer_sound/
(Sorry for link from "that site")
That’s awesome.
I'M WAKING UP TO ASH AND DUST
Give it 5months
Shotgun and 5.56 combo sounds like amateur sound design for sure....it's perfect
It's the radio ¯\_ (ツ) _/¯
Red tailed hawk screech!
And passing it off as a bald eagle
My local rock station started playing straight-up modern pop hits a couple years ago. Could have at least left it at pop rock, there's no shortage of that ...
Though they never pretended to be brutal, they were always about classic rock and 90s pop rock. AFAIK they didn't even play Black Sabbath.
That's depressing. My local station is still rockin' hard with "A Little Bit Off" by FFDP on repeat, with some Metallica and Black Sabbath sprinkled in. They do the cringy "we do things the other stations won't" innuendos, but they don't gave a morning show and don't play ads on my drive home (except for their own station), so I'm happy.
“A Little Bit Off” by FFDP on repeat
Gross.
Yeah, I hear it 1-2x/day, and I only listen for about an hour. That's a pretty high hit-rate when there are so many great classics.
But at least they're still playing rock instead of throwing in random pop stuff.
All your favorite classic rock hits from Nirvana to Metallica!
If only, Metallica is way too hard for them. Their main thing is 70s rock, minus Black Sabbath and punk.
If it's anything like I hear they just play Enter Sandman and Nothing Else Matters and lump it in with Ozzy's Crazy Train and consider that their hard core "classic rock"
Oh yeah, I forgot that Metallica had a buttrock phase ...
Sadly, they are probably more known for that shit. I don't think I have liked any Metallica songs since the infamous "black album" came out.
Nirvana and Metallica are considered "oldies" now, and that makes me feel really old.
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I'm a big fan of this very specific type of greentext
the OG. i think I like that one more
rock you like a hurricane is way too edgy a choice. i'd go with i wanna rock and roll all night
Idk that song’s pretty edgy, it’s about le sex, if you didn’t know 😏
nah
This sounds like a GTA radio station
My instant reaction to this was an overwhelming sense of vice city nostalgia
THERE'S TRAFFIC THERE'S TRAFFIC NO TRAFFIC THERE'S TRAFFIC
I mean, do radio stations like that still exist?
I am not sure how to read this. Is it a reference to something in particular ? are the two interlaced texts happening in parallel ? what is the link between a radio announcement and killing dogs in a nursery ?
So greentext is usually used like quotation marks or asterisks to denote roleplaying. Here it's being used to denote a soundboard like radio DJ's use.
The reference is to American classical rock stations that use very aggressive sound bumpers but play very milktoast music, usually the same 40 songs since the 80's
I think milquetoast is the word you want; milktoast is phonetically correct but that spelling refers to a breakfast dish.
Interesting. Milquetoast. I'll need to internalize that spelling, thank you
Please tell me that "milktoast" isn't something that people eat.
my stepdad used to tear up bread and eat it in milk like cereal. I've seen some shit
it's very common for radio personalities to be like "THIS IS THE REAL STATION FOR HARD ALT CLASSICS, KEEP YOUR GRANDMA AWAY!" and then play the same 200 song playlist as every other station because radio has been captured by iHeartMedia and homogenized to hell and back.
I'm grateful every day that my rock station is independent, and they still play Black Sabbath and Tool and whatnot. It's still pretty repetitive, but that's because there's not a ton of new rock music.
There is an absolutely insane amount of new rock music. More rock music is being made today than ever before in the history of music.
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Im grateful that Tool finally gave in to public pressure and allowed their music to be streamed. When ITunes first came out and other streaming platforms became a thing. Tool refused to let their music be streamed because they wanted to “preserve the album experience”. It wasn’t until 2019 that you could find Tool on Spotify.
Do they not realise you can stream an album?
I think the only functioning CD player I have is in my car. Assuming it works, I've never actually used it.
Anything to hear another cookie recipe.
I love buying CDs but almost never insert them into a drive after initially ripping them to add to my MP3 collection
iHeartMedia plays artists that they own, either record contract or catalogue.
When I lived in the UK my local gym always had the same shitty radio station on and I was like "Why do they keep playing these artists? I almost never hear them on BBC" and it turned out to be because the owners of the radio station also owned those artists. Vertical integration baby!
This does not boad well
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