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[–] relativestranger@feddit.nl 35 points 2 weeks ago

they all do, if each square is considered separately.

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

PirateSoftware is making CAPTCHAS now?

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

I think this is just ofuscated code from one of the npm supply chain attacks

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 23 points 2 weeks ago

If there are none, press "Ship"

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 21 points 2 weeks ago

Ironically, this is something AI should be very good at detecting.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This code makes me really unhappy

Although I am really desensitized right now. Earlier today I had to review a PR for that guy that maintains that one project that has things like 8000-line functions of mostly nested ifs. And they won't let me reject them anymore with "BURN IT. BURN IT ALL"

[–] mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

it's de-obfuscated, a human didn't write it (in that form) thankfully

[–] Tja@programming.dev 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Disassembled. Still pretty obfuscated.

EDIT: on a close look this is not C, so not disassembled, just obfuscated.

[–] mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

oops yeah brain fart sorry

[–] Freigeist@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Freigeist@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Pull request reviews

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What the hell is that code even meant to do?

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago

So there's some data its concatenating from some lists and running some checks on. If one if the checks succeeds it runs a function called clearInfo, I don't know js so idk if that's a built-in or if they defined it elsewhere in the script. If that check fails it runs clearInterval. This is all wrapped in a function called setInterval, and it looks like if all the checks succeed and the interpreter isn't moved to a different section of code by those functions called earlier then it will set whatever this interval is to 10000, presumably milliseconds. That's the big block in the middle.

The top block calls some code referencing a document, which appears to be stored as a list, index 12 is referenced and another obfuscated argument is applied to it.

The bottom block appears to be defining a function that will interact with the document referenced above. Calling the function showInfo and presumably concatenating and formatting some data into a pretty output for a user to get info regarding the document being referenced.

Someone who actually knows js could probably tell you more, I know python and c++ and this looks kinda like python but the syntax is a bit different so I could be way off

[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

clearInterval needs an argument, so we need to be storing the interval we created with the setInterval call.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Is this how AI actually helps me complete my code?

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

LGTM, approved.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 2 points 2 weeks ago

What the hell is this 😭

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

can't tell if C or Javascript. Could this be meta that all squares of javascript are always all buggy?

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

C doesn't have the function keyword