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[–] canajac@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is who should be in Kirk's coffin

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

let’s not dig him up just yet, he earned his spot in the ground

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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

Rofl. Is everyone in the right wing trying to get in on distracting from the Epstein Files (and the fact he didn't kill himself)? Is that how shithawks try to impress their leaders now?

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Back in 2010, Richard Herring's Edinburgh show was Hitler Moustache, and it was very funny.

I can't imagine Jones was being particularly funny though.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

He looks like the guy that snitches to the worksite foreman when you take a long lunch break (5 minutes over).

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 month ago

I can just say he fucking dumb Alexie Jonsie looks like with his dumb lil moustache.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure he's not legally allowed to broadcast anymore

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I actually don't see why a mustache style should be ruined forever just because a bad person wore it. Plenty of people just as bad/almost as bad as Hitler wore regular mustaches and other types of facial hair but we didn't forbid those.

[–] melfie@lemy.lol 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Agreed, not sure why the mustache is the focus. For instance, Oliver Hardy is a famous comedian with an iconic toothbrush mustache. Charlie Chaplin as well. I guess if you’re going to sport a toothbrush mustache, get yourself a black derby and never, ever take it off. Pretty sure Jones doesn’t own a derby, though.

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[–] tux0r@feddit.org 0 points 1 month ago (4 children)

and claimed that it made him more attractive to women.

Well, Hitler was quite popular with women.

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago

Because of the implications

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why did I tag you as "fascist?" ?

[–] tux0r@feddit.org -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like you have a problem.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You seem to be at least joking about praise for Hitler, so it seems at first glance that I picked up on something

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[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It doesn't look half bad on him, the idiot.

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