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[–] DaMummy@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Don't complain. There's literally people that live in America right now. Send your thoughts and prayers.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Gosh this is solid gold! Absolutely stealing this one.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We appreciate that but what we really need are more bullets and prescription drugs

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Sure give them mOaR BuLLeTs, how many school shootings were there yesterday?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Never enough. Apparently.

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[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

I basically dgaf about - oh I dunno - 178 million of them. You know, the 77 million who voted for this fascist clownshow plus the 101 million who didn’t even bother voting. They can all rot in their self-made hell for all I care.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I'd probably reluctantly live in Hawaii. If someone were paying me an unreasonable amount of money to do so. Distance seems to temper the worst of the bullshit.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

By this time next year it will either be its own thing or part of another country, this place will be a Balkanized mess by then

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

trumps already trying to withold funding for 16 blue states. balkanization maybe sooner than expected.

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[–] deacon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It will be increasingly overrun by tech bros who are setting up compounds to hunker down through the worst of whatever the future holds.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If they can build their corpo-feudal city states they may not. We're all probably gonna have to fight eventually, may as well do it in paradise?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

it will be like the future in 4400 show, where the affluent powerful live in a pristine city.

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[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

By this time next year it will either be its own thing or part of another country

LOL, what? Is Hawaii joining New Zealand or Japan or something?

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

No clue, but with the escalations towards the occupations of American cities they will have their hands full

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[–] skeptomatic@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What else would you do, reluctantly, for money?
See, Larry Ellison owns about 98% of the island of Lanai. He's got a bunker there.
Zuckerberg also owns property on Lanai, has a bunker there (a Lanai local told me), in addition to his ranch on Kauai.
Peter Thiel, probably similar. Musk, similar... Oprah, etc.
So we'll get you the GoFundMe money, but we have a mission for you...

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[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Definitely not even for a visit.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Even the snowbirds I know are taking a pass. That country is in a badddd place.

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

🛎️🛎️🛎️

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah I was thinking visiting was off limits, and I think I'm taken as a white dude, though generics will say otherwise. Half my ancestors discovered America the other half didn't think they lost it, sort of thing. Also I try not to visit countries with fascist governments.

[–] Flying_Dutch_Rudder@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

As a colour blind Canadian, I’m horribly confused. Is this a never or absolutely? You don’t happen to be from Alberta by any chance, do you?

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Never is in red, absolutely is in green, the entire map is colored red. There is nothing but the never red shown anywhere on the map beyond the key.

It is a bad choice for the colors chosen, as they are the perfect red/green opposite for color blindness to see as the same color.

Note: this not written as snarky to Fly_Dutch_Rudder, itt is meant as a helpful explanation of the map.

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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Not that we'd expect this one to.

Weird that that community doesn't exist on Lemmy yet.

@Dave@lemmy.nz, would you be up for hosting it? Having it on the NZ instance would be *chef's kiss*.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

/c/fediversewithoutmapswithoutnewzealand

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'll throw together a survey for Lemmy.nz users and see what people think 🙂

[–] absentbird@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck I don't want to live here either. Please annex Washington, we'll come willingly.

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[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Wish I could relate. At this point im waiting for Canada to announce asylum for transpeople

[–] festus@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Realistically Canada is going to put off allowing asylum seekers from the US as long as possible, as the volumes of asylum seekers the US handles (that are no longer welcome there) would overwhelm Canada. That's without considering American asylum seekers too.

You best bet is to consider immigrating through traditional, economic based pathways.

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All my profs at my Canadian undergrad university were American, they had left because of Kent State. A lot have already come up here again.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

and MD recently denied an offer from ULCA heading a surgical team to be in one of Canadas healthcare clinics/university.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

You best bet is to consider immigrating through traditional, economic based pathways.

Great I'm disabled and never finished College, so that's probably not gonna happen

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

its either mexico or canada. EU if your a PHD/MD in niche specailities holder, willing to have less income than in the states, but they dont see the problem anyways.

OH yea, because US citizens is sitll not immediate threat from systemic persecution, war zone, or wanton killings.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Canada already has precedent of not extraditing trans people here because of the climate for queer people. June I think.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

? just come on over, I don't think we are closed off to immigration. Unless you are an ass, then I am not your buddy pal.

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Trump’s wasn’t called by canadians?

He was called by CANADA

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It was one big conference call, we were all on it.

Somebody was chewing food (I’m looking at you Todd from Kingston Ontario), but the call went okay.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

I really hope other countries start allowing lgbtqia+ people to immigrate as asylum seekers.

I'm so sick of living in this shithole country.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That's how I feel, and I'm American. Wanted to go expat during Trumpfest 1 but the wife wouldn't budge.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Where I'd live in the US as an american

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Puerto Rico? Strange choice, but cool.

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[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck I got family down there and Im not even gonna visit.

No fuckin thank you

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