I'm open to a threesome. Op failed
this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2025
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Pretty much. OP being a real dick for no reason with that last sentence.
Just ask if you're okay with dating both in that scenario.
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No but I am old.
Has a date where some chick brought her friend ever resulted in a good date?
Sounds like setting yourself up to create conflict in a relationship that doesn't even exist yet.
There's no other way to read this besides "I think you are a horrible person so I need protection on our public date, why am I going on a date with a horrible person? I wanted dinner"
That's how it reads every single time, and men are expected to be cool with it, or they are proven to be horrible like previously assumed.
It doesn't matter if they made themseves afraid of men or not. It's a set of ideals rooted in misandry, and it doesn't help women or men.
Yes. As a dude I recognize that a woman going on a date with a random person is and feels dangerous to most women. I am more than happy to go on a group date or hang out with friends she feels comfortable with for first bit of getting to know a person for like a month to first couple dates. Then once we are looking to know each other closer we can have more private dates. That being said I shouldn't be expected to pay for anyone's experience but my own in these dates or hangouts. Maybe my dates but even still definitely not the friends.
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You gotta make sure she's not trying to back-and-switch you into a polycule!
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What an a🍑
It's a test and you failed it by being weird and strange and obnoxious, just let her bring her friend it's literally not a downside for you. She'll feel more comfortable by bringing her friend which can only be a good thing for you.
I don't really consider myself to be particularly spectacular in the social department but even I wouldn't have reacted like that. To be crass, why wouldn't you want more girls on your date?
This play is regarded as a common ploy.
The test was "Is this guy so desperately horny that he'll pay for meals and drinks for two, even though neither one of us has any intention of having sex with him, and having a friend along makes it even easier to steer the conversation away from any path that might lead to sex?"
Yeah, that's a test you want to fail. Those women are predators.
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Is she hot? Because if I'm paying for the friend, too, then I'm expecting a threesome at the end.
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It looks like I’m going on a double date.