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[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If men had to jerk themselves off after piv just to cum, women would not take that well, just saying.

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[–] Davel23@fedia.io 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As long as my woman has an earth-shattering orgasm, I don't care how she gets there.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Do you care of you're not a meaningfull part of it?

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

So...no...or?

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think being there while she does it is a turn on.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is never being why she orgasms a turn on?

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Watching her orgasm is. Plus cunnilingus usually works.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world -2 points 1 day ago

Then she doesn't need the vibrator...

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[–] madeinthebackseat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

The "win" is figuring out what works for the lady, and there's not a specific manual for each woman.

Guys, in my experience, 60-70% of women need clitoral stimulation to make "it" happen. However, it's not the same playbook for every lady, and each lady generally has a set of reliable "plays" that work.

If you haven't already tried, introduce toys into the process - I have never had a partner regret it.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I first misread and thought she was using the toy on the guy.

Which can be emasculating in a fun way btw

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What the fuck?

Hell no it's way fun.

Or was way fun. I remember it being fun. I don't want to have memories

[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

See, this is so true!

Now someone tell my wife that using a fuck machine in my my ass and nipple clips is super reasonable!

Please and thank you.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Sex is not a team sport for most people. Just sayin'.

[–] Bassman27@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So your partner is the opposition in a 1 on 1 scenario?

[–] nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Fuck yeah and I break their ankles and dunk on them every time

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

It's only ranked competitive sex for me. You casuals wouldn't understand.

Most of the women I've met treat sex like golf, where a man is the golfer and a woman is the course. Her job is to hold perfectly still while he does all the trying.

It certainly should be. Anyone who thinks of sex as not a team sport is just setting themselves up for mediocre experiences

[–] ZindaDil@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

She's beautiful

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