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[–] daellat@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Botertjegeil

[–] Thorry@feddit.org 81 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

This doesn't even scratch the surface of how weird the Dutch are. See this translation isn't really accurate, "Geef me een klap papa" translates to "Hit me father". A more accurate translation would be: "Geef me billenkoek pappie". (Even though this stil isn't completely accurate, the daddy thing got borrowed from US culture, so would still be daddy even in Dutch)

Now this might be a bit stranger, but not all that different. However when we zoom in on the word billenkoek it gets real weird. Just like other languages, for example German, the Dutch can just omit spaces and create longer and longer compound words. Billenkoek is one of those words, comprised of two words namely "billen" and "koek". The first word translates to buttocks, which makes sense, spanking involves hitting the butt. However the second word doesn't have a direct translation in English, but is a collection term enveloping baked goods such as cookies and certain kinds of cake. So it could be translated into "butt cake" .

What do spanking and cakes have to do with each other? And what exactly is a butt cake? Who knows, the Dutch are just very very weird.

(for all my etymology nerds, the term comes from rewarding good children with cookies and bad children with a different sort of cookies, namely corporal punishment)

[–] bownage@beehaw.org 5 points 21 hours ago

Just wanted to add that 'koek' also has a meaning more akin to serving/dose/unit, e.g. 'andere koek' or 'koekje van eigen deeg', which I think makes more sense to use as a morpheme in billenkoek if you were to break it down like that.

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's too many words to explain it, you deserve een billenkoekje

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 day ago

Well well well, now the monkey comes out of the sleeve.

[–] passepartout@piefed.social 18 points 1 day ago

Thank you, this is the kind of sophisticated knowledge I visit the internet for.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's very strange, it seems Dutch is very like, food-based? That's not a great way to explain it, but stuff like using "lekker", which is Dutch for tasty, as like "good" or "attractive." Context seems v important

[–] Thorry@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago

Yes context is very important in Dutch. Which is why translations are almost always off. A Dutch speaker can almost instantly recognize whether a translation was done by someone with a native speaking level, or a machine. That's why a lot of Dutch folk prefer English on their computers and phones. The Dutch translations are often terrible, or as the Dutch would say "tenenkrommend".

Dutch is also a language you can very easily unlearn, even as a native speaker. I've experienced this firsthand, where I mostly use English and German every day. My Dutch has gotten terrible over the years.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

American English as well. “Easy as pie” “That’s a piece of cake” “Don’t cry over spilled milk.” “The proof is in the pudding.” “You can’t have your cake and eat it too.” “That’s the way the cookie crumbles.” “As American as apple pie.” “Bring home the bacon.” “Spill the beans.” “Selling like hotcakes.” “Pie in the sky.”

[–] vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 22 hours ago

I’m off to eat a butter ham with hail strike.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

come to europe! We have :

Datafag
Fartkontrol
Slutstation
Cuckstoel
geef me een klap papa

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 15 hours ago

And that's just Germanic languages

[–] Schorsch@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago
[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Translate "rare pupper" from norwegian to english.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Norwegian: weird tits

Swedish: weird boobs

Danish: nice tits

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Never heard "pupper" in relation to breasts in Danish. Puppe is like cocoon, so would be plural - nice cocoons.

[–] passepartout@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh no, that reminds me of a european bird named Kohlmeise in german.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There are so many things to love and respect about the Dutch. Their language is however incredibly silly

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I've heard it described as "femboy German" and honestly that makes perfect sense to me.

wait isn't that Poland?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

just with a lot more phlegm

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A friend of mine who was learning German was bouncing off words and phrases onto a dutch friend and after comparing the words, she exclaimed "it's like talking [German] through jello!"

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago

I mean yeah, they mean the same literal thing, but the Dutch one reads more like "give me a slap, dad."