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I made a shirt I thought y'all might like (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 day ago by CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 18 hours ago

shrinks your pre-frontal cortex too, and enhances your amygdala fear responses(theres research on this)

[–] Feyd@programming.dev 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Oh sweet more body shaming

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 minute ago

Well, don't have a shitty body then! No problem!

[–] Default_Defect@anarchist.nexus 6 points 20 hours ago

No, you don't understand. Body shaming is good when its men. /s

[–] CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I just figured this might actually work on a certain kind of guy. No slight meant towards the small peened

[–] Feyd@programming.dev 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I understand it's not necessarily meant as an offense to any applicable person by the person saying/wearing it, but it is nevertheless perpetuating the social problem of shaming people for characteristics they have no control over.

[+] TrickDacy@lemmy.world -8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I keep seeing this argument and I don't buy it. You can use assholes' insecurities against them. It's ok.

[–] Feyd@programming.dev 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

If you completely lack the ability to empathize with other people or understand that communication doesn't only get seen by whoever you're directly targeting you can think that, I guess.

[+] CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com -7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't think so. I think that presupposes that there is something bad about having a small dick. This is to mock people who think that there's something bad about having a small dick, who there's a good chance watch Fox News, as well-adjusted people don't really think that. But maybe I'm wrong! I'll think on it. Thanks for the challenging perspective.

[–] Feyd@programming.dev 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's really simple. The fact that you think this shirt will offend anybody, regardless of the demographic you're targeting, lends power to the narrative that a small penis is something to be ashamed of.

[–] CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess I don't understand. Why? Mocking the idea reinforces the idea necessarily?

[–] Feyd@programming.dev 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes. You're doing splash damage. I'll put it this way. Boys should be able to grow up without having anxiety over the size of their penis (because everybody should be able to grow up without having anxiety over things they didn't choose or have control over). When you put this shirt out into society, you can't control who will see or who interpret it.

Maybe people that think fox news is bullshit will understand that what you are disparaging is fox news and not small dicks and that you think that you'll offend fox news viewers only.

More likely, the average person will see that you think fox news is stupid but that is because having a small dick is something to be ashamed of in general, and some poor kid will see it and fret about how their body stacks up. Body shaming can't really be effectively targeted and should really just not be done at all.

[–] absentbird@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I agree with you, but I also can see the ways it could be read as problematic.

Like a shirt that says "watching Fox News shrinks your tits" would be kind of messed up. For some reason the dick one feels more humorous than insulting, but maybe that's just my own cultural bias.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 19 hours ago

It would work for literally nobody.

[–] CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Idk if I'm allowed to post a link

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Self promotion hasn't been discussed on here yet, so no rule has been made, yet. I don't have a problem with someone sharing a link in the comment section. It's when people Spam Their Content, that I have the biggest problem with. Also, it looks bad when people put it in their title IMO. Store link or even online store name, I personally wouldn't want to allow.

But it's up to the community to decide.

[–] CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Ok. TY for the clarity! I won't spam!

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The problem is once the T-shirt bots figure out this exists.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do it!

[–] CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

https://dontandbother.etsy.com/listing/4377430088

I've got some other leftyish stuff on there.

Maybe I can get my first sale 😂

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 points 22 hours ago

The word is ironically growing, with penis being the largest.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Reminds me of two warring tribes/nations in Africa. Women came together and said, "None y'all getting laid until you make peace." Peace. Overnight.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 38 minutes ago

This is why Alexander the Great was so unstoppable.

[–] ODGreen@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 hours ago

Lysistrata moment

[–] jared@mander.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Benis

[–] slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

not insignificant portion of the population begins watching Fox News religiously

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago

Unless you're a woman; in which case, it makes you grow one.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 1 day ago

It certainly atrophies the brain.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 1 points 23 hours ago

This could backfire: they might claim it's okay because it gives them "big brain energy" instead. Faux Snuz certainly swells their heads, but unfortunately not their brains - it just contains more hot air.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

It's the other way around .... they watch Fox "News" because they already have a small penis

[–] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

My WHAT?