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One of the actors being really not into it, faked or not.

If they aren't all clearly having fun, like in those fake rape videos, then it isn't for me.

Thinking about the actors as people who are at work.

I don't watch porn anymore, wasn't much on it anyway, because I watched a video of a woman on Reddit whose husband constantly set up multiple gang bangs for her, which she claimed to love and posted photos and videos of, but I realized when I played on how detached and disconnected she looked from the whole process, and that likely she was being largely forced into it by her husband. At one point she moved the wrong way and the guy who was basically using her slid out, and she just said "oh sorry" as if she had accidentally stepped on his toe. It was just depressing.

When a girl starts rimming the guy

When the guy keeps fucking the uglier of the two girls and the pretty one is just kinda sitting there.

When the girl doesn't even get full naked. You've been fucking for almost an hour, why is your top still on? I wanna see your tiddies already!

No story or talking or setup at all.

When a girl is keening/moaning for no reason. She's not being touched, or anything, yet she's super loud. Breaks the willing suspense of disbelief.

Me finishing

Ameteur porn: shitty camera angles and shaky cam.

Professional: Fakeness everywhere.

When a pov cuts to a shot showing both of them on screen, I'm not trying to Astral project mid wank.

Disingenuous love or none at all.

Overly produced.

""Sssss, haahhh"

Doesn't care about woman's pleasure. Blowjob leads right into sex.

She's obviously dry.

The cum is fake.

The guy is half hard pushing rope while she's pretending too hard that it feels good.

Circumcised penis, especially if it's an oral video.

Gambling site ads embedded in a video.

A grainy video shot on a tripod with no studio lights with people who actually like each other is better than 95% of the garbage that gets posted. I prefer erotica written for men over videos. Even when it's written cheesy it's still better than most videos.

Censorship, mosaics, black bars. That kinda thing, it's ridiculous, achieves nothing.

Ease of access to internet porn, ruined my enjoyment of porn.

usually, cumming

Spitting. It grosses me out so bad when people spit in each other's faces or mouths. Ugh.

Professional porn is also unappealing. Anything that feels fake.

When guys refer to their body parts by female terms (like a guy saying "fuck my pussy," "make me pregnant" et cetera).

When they are clearly on meth

Choking on cock

Excessive "oh yeah" 'ing, like it's better to be quiet than make fake ass noises to play it up.

Excessive choking

Audio that doesn't match video.

Anytime the girl looks like she's not actually enjoying the sex. Fake or dubbed sound. Choking or slapping (see first item).

I also usually find any talking (sexy talk) to be awful. I don't have a problem with it in concept, but in porn execution, it's almost always super bad. Camera man talking is universally bad.

Censoring.

Most other things I dislike can be removed via clipping or cropping

Aaaahhhhhhh. Sssssssssss. Aaaahhhhhhhh. Sssssssssss. Aaaaahhhhhhhh.

Having human beings and being live action.

Cocks. I don't like to see them.

Anything that plays at being gross. Like ass eating. Talking about family members. Like this girl really doesn't want to mess with her father or her brother, but Game of Thrones was huge so everyone wants to play into it. Kills the mood instantly. Just not into it. Even if it's two chicks, if they're pretending to be sisters or mother/daughter, it just kills it. Most people aren't into that for real, but "I wouldn't want to bang my sister but I want to watch you bang yours... to me it's the same.

Anything that plays at it being an ad. Teasing. Reference to commercial sites. "Only Fans." Back in the day, we kind of had a renaissance. Anyone with a camera could upload. Yeah occasionally you got teenagers doing dumb shit and if you suspected it, you didn't look at that. But a lot of college age couples were just having fun, fooling around, good times. A lot of those videos aren't in anything close to HD though, but are still worth watching from time to time.

british accents.

All that annoying nudity.

The guy getting his ass eaten or the guy playing with his own nipples. (Yes this is straight porn I'm referring too.)

moaning, degradation, eye contact