Oh no the clankers are getting frisky
this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2025
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It looks like you're trying to write an erotic fanfic. Would you like some help with that?
That seems like more of a Dr Chuck Tingle concept
Don't think that h is needed
Tat seems like more of a Dr Chuck Tingle concept
If not even book writers can get Clipit's name right, then what hope is there for humanity?
Where the hell did people even get the idea that his name was "Clippy"? I used MS Office extensively in the 90s; his name was always Clipit.
This shit is almost as bad as dead naming a trans person.
https://web.archive.org/web/20010812061222/http://www.microsoft.com/office/clippy/
Microsoft embraced the nickname almost as fast as users did. And no, it's not even close to dead-naming an actual human being. Suggesting such is ludicrous and dramatic, just like your "what hope is there for humanity?" cry. Get some fucking perspective.
In Germany it's Karl Klammer
Its just one of those things that were a different name just sounds better, it's like the Berenstein/Berenstain Bear thing.
It looks like you are getting aroused, would you like me to bind your hands and feet?
Don't stop...
This book is excellent.
"Where did you come from?"
But she knew where he was coming from: both ends.
Book 2 of 7
Can we go back to when we thought the flood of werewolf and dinosaur porn books were weird.
I thought it was AI, but nope.
Leonard Delaney has been writing since 2015, and his bibliography is one hell of a ride. He consistently turns random elements from popular culture into smut with an average score of 3 stars.
I salute authentic human weirdness
The problem with Clippy is that he gets too attached.
I read the Taken by Tetris one. It involves a woman who gets impregnated by a tetris block.
It alsomhad a bonus story where a dude who was very obviously a Neil Degrasse Tyson stand in desperately wants to have sex with Pluto (he does).
The real question is, was it a long I shape or was it classy with a T shape? Cause I know you can score a Tetris only with an I but chaining T spins is what brings me to orgasm (and a win in Tetris 99 lol)
Edit: the term Tetraniños popped into my head for the children of that coupling.
My money's on the Z/S piece- doggy style and a spoon afterwards.
Oh dang. So that's why Clippy was "retired" from Microsoft's suite.
Didn’t retire, just services a select clientele...
He was sent to a stud farm up-state, apparently.
Clippy.... you're so flexible
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Is this the new Chuck Tingle?
It’s Chuck Tingle for straight people
Rossman's favourite book
I zoomed in thinking it was something normal about Louis Rossmann. Instead, I see this.
Definite old reddit vibes.