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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 136 points 1 week ago (4 children)

ICE enabled these men with immature child minds to be able to play openly with guns. Look, he has both a big truck AND a big gun. Now that's overcompensation!

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Pretty sure that's a Jeep which from a racist cult perspective is arguably worse.

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think I need a primer on what it means when the racists drive jeeps.

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[–] flandish@lemmy.world 104 points 1 week ago (2 children)

this is not a federal agent this is a thug nazi and we all need to remember- in certain states, your CAR is also considered your CASTLE.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

this is not a federal agent

I'm sorry to report that it is, in fact, a federal agent.

This isn't even strictly new. It's just new to middle class domestic white people. If you were growing up in Nicaragua in the '80s or Iraq in the '00s or Venezuela and Yemen in the last three years, you know all about this guy. If you were living in the hood during a police raid or slum clearance, you know about the guy. If you've ever worked near the US/Mexico border during an election year, this guy was all the fuck over the place.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (3 children)

i’m simply saying if they are masked, not identified, and wearing tacticool mall minja shit - ignore and call 911 to confirm. result may vary based on socioeconomic and racial status. sadly.

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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

They’re not mutually exclusive.

Edit:a word.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

that is correct! and until they identify, they’re a thug dressed as a nazi. after they identify they’re a nazi doing thug work.

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 98 points 1 week ago

He looks afraid. He's in public, and he's openly afraid of being recorded. Someone like this should never be allowed to touch a weapon.

[–] Soleos@lemmy.world 82 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The best part is, there no easy way to tell if this masked man in camo in a regular grey jeep wildly pointing his weapon is an official lunatic or not. Someone should call the police on the potential shooter. See something say something amirite?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

Better yet, I have a real gun vs. his pepper ball cannon. No ICE around here yet, but since Trump took office you won't catch me outside, or inside, unarmed. Not allowing masked, unidentified men attack me or my immigrant wife.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The bad part of that is that the cops will often help ICE when they show up, so you might just make things worse.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is in Chicago, where ICE has been pepper spraying cops. They aren't getting assistance from local PD.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

That's actually nice to hear.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 79 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Man.

Hypothetically (no, FBI, I’m not opening up), it’d be so easy for crooks to dress up and pretend to be ICE.

Especially cartels. They must be having a field day with this, on top of all the attention drawn off them.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's happened, but you sure as shit won't see it in the news!

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Holy shit.

Off topic, but I searched "cartel pretends to be ice" on DDG, and literally got hundreds of cheap AI slop YT videos of supposed ICE cartel busts. Replies are either bots or idiot believers; no one is calling them out! YT is not taking them down. Most uploaded today or yesterday.

The internet is toast. RIP.


But yeah, if big orgs are doing this, it doesn't seem high profile yet.

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Youtube is becoming a cesspool of inane, non-informative AI sharts. I thought for a second about creating a bot that would pull the most searched for terms of the day, pipe them into an LLM, then pipe that into an AI video creation app. I didn't because even the thought made me feel kind of gross.

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[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 1 week ago

ICE is a terrorist organization.

[–] nucleative@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We can never let these ICE guys stop being scared.

I've seen too many videos now where ICE agents abandon their kidnappings once enough of a crowd forms. They are absolutely scared and they know what they're doing is wrong.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

We need an american nuremberg.

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You know Nuremberg happened after the regime was toppled, right??

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, he looks sane and trustworthy!!

Fucks sake, america, what have you become?

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

What they have always been in the dark.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's not ice, that's a gang member with an illegal gun. I mean, what law enforment conceals their identity? It's gotta be one of those "violent illegals" they've been saying. Can a "good guy with a gun" please do your job and protect our country from these armed thugs, who are obviously just impersonating ice?

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[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thanks!

From thread, different angle:

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (22 children)

That boy was obviously never educated on proper firearm usage. You don't point it at anything unless your shooting it

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That "boy" is probably 30+ and he ain't never been educated on anything.

Only indoctrinated.

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[–] f314@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The comments on that post… Jesus Christ.

[–] natecox@programming.dev 58 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The most entertaining part is how confidently they say shit that is objectively wrong.

“It’s just a paint ball gun”: no, it isn’t. The drum magazine pretty clearly marks it as a canister launcher of some kind. Have you never seen a paint ball gun hopper?

“It’s non lethal”: no, it isn’t. We don’t even use that term in general anymore because people keep getting killed by “non-lethal” weapons.

“[some racist bullshit]”: fuck you.

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Worse, even if they were right, they're still wrong.

You can't legally shoot someone who is just standing there doing nothing wrong, even with paintballs or non-lethal weapons.

If you pointed a paintball gun at somebody IRL, and when questioned by the cops, you said it was just a paintball gun, that would not be exculpatory. It would be a confession.

[–] supamanc@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even more wrong, because the person is not just standing there - they're in a fucking car which moving. Imagine the consequences of shooting tear gas into a moving car....

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[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

You weren't kidding. The first couple were in her defense. Then the Twitter armada shows up with PFP's exactly like you'd expect.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

STILL dicknosing!

[–] hayvan@feddit.nl 16 points 1 week ago
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

When it was people taking precautions to prevent innocent suffering and death, they considered it pathetic fearful hysteria.

Now that they're in a position of power and have zero reason to wear a mask besides hiding their identity, it's no longer pathetic or fearful.

Funny how that works.

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Lol they STILL cannot put a mask on correctly to save their lives, literally

The dicknose will never go away

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

"Thanks for your service. I've never felt safer or had better job security" - Human trafficker

[–] elbiter@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The US have reached a point of no return

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[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm honestly trying to figure out wtf kind of setup that is. First, it looks like a paintball gun, unless it's some really weirdly configured shotgun? In either case I cannot figure out wtf is attached to it. If it's paintball, it's a very small 'magazine' and if it's a shotgun I have no idea as it looks like there is something under the barrel that might be the magazine??? Idk, maybe someone else with some knowledge can clue me in because aim actually perplexed. The thing on top looks like a god damned starter out of a car.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was thinking the same thing. It could be a pepper ball gun or a rubber ball launcher. Still, those things are dangerous and can still injur, maim, or kill someone on a direct hit. It should be treated just like a lethal weapon, not pointed at people haphazardly.

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