This is about as close as The Onion comes to an official endorsement.
this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2025
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They endorsed Biden last October
https://theonion.com/the-onion-officially-endorses-joe-biden-for-president/
Yeah but that was 3 months after biden pulled out of the race, so it was the right time for the onion to endorse him
Joe Biden may be young by Washington standards, but he’s packed a lot into 81 short years. He’s fought hard for working Americans, be they on the factory line or on the board of Blackstone Group
That one was gold!
I live in Australia and I'm following this dude since he seems to be the one politician with a spine right now. No reason to keep tuned other than curiosity but damn has it been fun
The only time this philly guy has been jealous of NYC. I'd set Gritty up with my sister if we could have a mayor like him.
Your sister is from Philly too, she's totally into Gritty
He embarrassed Cuomo at this debate. He's really good at this.
It helps that cuomo is an embarrassment
I've started calling him "that son-of-a-bridge". Works for RFK Jr, too.