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[–] LumiNocta@lemmy.zip 25 points 5 days ago
[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Obsessive Compulsive Quarter Pounder

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 days ago

Depressed pesto. Depresto

[–] Chezus9247@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 11 points 6 days ago

Ayyyyy, alliteration, nice! Well, not nice. You know what I mean. Hopefully.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

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[–] angband@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

angry cracker

Anxiety ice cream

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago

Insomnia pie.

[–] MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Sleep all day Coffee

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 20 points 6 days ago

autistic potato

bit on the gnose

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Later tater!

Lethargic liquor.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 4 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Erectile dysfunction viagra

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] hraegsvelmir@ani.social 7 points 5 days ago

Gastrointestinal Distress Nuggets seems like an unfortunate name for a horse, but here I am.

[–] JayJLeas@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Hypervigilance carbonara

[–] Basajaun@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 days ago

10 to 1 odds for Nerve Pain Cupcake

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Inattentive Curry

[–] rockettaco37@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Depressive Lox

[–] Clmarcho@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] ViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago

And it's Depression Dumpling rounding the final corner!

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

ADHD crisps

[–] ItzzMe@midwest.social 13 points 6 days ago

executive dysfunction apple pie

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Adhd burrito?

Lol, sounds like a recipe for some fun bathroom visits.

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[–] bier@feddit.nl 6 points 5 days ago

Nothing burger

Manic pizza

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Hyperfocus cottage cheese

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Anxious stroganoff

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 days ago

Distraction Cabbage.

That's honestly a dope ass-name for a horse IMO 😄

[–] Mog_Spawn@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Anxiety Sandwich sounds like awful food or good music

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 days ago

depressed crackers

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nice try, NSA. You're never getting my dick pics

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[–] Stez827@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago

Sadness enchilada

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 5 points 5 days ago

If it is specifically the last thing I ate, then Depressive Double Decker.
If it's the last thing I consumed, it's either Depressive Monster, or Depressive Bad Apple.
All of these options are hilarious.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Large penis anxiety your mom

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

Manic banana!

[–] nagaram@startrek.website 4 points 5 days ago

Executive dysfunction hot chicken

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 days ago

Procrastination meatball

[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Suicidal Thinking Popcorn

(shit, this sounds like a object show character)

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