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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Procrastinating catfish.

[–] Ageroth@reddthat.com 2 points 6 days ago

Inattentive meatstick

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Anxious bagel

[–] mrmule@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Forgetful Sushi

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Schizophrenic-orange chicken.

[–] Chezus9247@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 11 points 1 week ago

Ayyyyy, alliteration, nice! Well, not nice. You know what I mean. Hopefully.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

You've got my bet

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago

Depressed pesto. Depresto

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 20 points 1 week ago

autistic potato

bit on the gnose

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Later tater!

[–] ItzzMe@midwest.social 13 points 1 week ago

executive dysfunction apple pie

[–] Clmarcho@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago
[–] Stez827@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Sadness enchilada

[–] JayJLeas@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Hypervigilance carbonara

[–] db2@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Large penis anxiety your mom

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

Distraction Cabbage.

That's honestly a dope ass-name for a horse IMO 😄

[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Anhedonic Sugar Cookie

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

Easily Distracted Beer

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nice try, NSA. You're never getting my dick pics

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

Procrastination meatball

[–] trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

Anxiety Chili

No no no

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anti-social asshole yogurt

[–] 7isanoddnumber@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You really shouldn’t eat asshole yogurt, it’s not hygienic

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[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago

Spiraling Carbonara

[–] Quexotic 6 points 1 week ago

Sadness spaghettios

Really if you think about it all SpaghettiOs are sadness SpaghettiOs but I'm just following the prompt.

[–] Vedlt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

You should have had a........oh wait.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago

Verbal Tic Rice!

[–] Jtee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Forgetful... Uhh ..

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Autistic cracker

Describes my cartoon loving ass that is basically the opposite of my fursona, aesthetically.

[–] happy_wheels@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stealing this band name.

HELLO CLEVELAND!!! WE ARE ANXIETY COOKIE!!! ONETWOTHREEFOUR!!!!

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[–] minamoog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

relationship difficulty brownies

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Big Sads Buffalo Chicken

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