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[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

UNKAOS sounds a bit like a submarine operation. How do we go about UNKAOSing? Any specific principles to follow, or is it just a matter of making shitty things better?

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You start with KAOS and work against entropy to undo it

And usually you have to first invent ~~the universe~~ an organisational system

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

For me it's a way I can stop wasting time , also can stop fretting about not doing things

I am also embracing a "good enough" philosophy", good enough is better than not doing something at all. And I can improve next time a task comes up on my schedule, until then, I don't worry.

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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ooh, day shift are starting to trickle in. I am so looking forward to bed and being horizontal.

Edit: ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ค

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Got a cold from getting stuck in the rain yesterday. Lame.

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No idea but it sucks lol

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[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Someone has stolen my bin now. People are literally stealing anything that isnโ€™t nailed down -_-

Iโ€™ve reported it and am going to have to just keep garbage bags on the doorstep while I wait for the replacement.

[โ€“] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Someone stole our recycling bin once, then it came back a couple of weeks later. Maybe a case of mistaken identity.

Bins also get tipped into the truck occasionally

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I want to do art, to exercise, to UNKAOSโ€ฆ

But it all takes energy and feels pointless

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Do a tiny bit of each, the pointless feeling is the resistance. 3 x 10 push ups against the kitchen counter and same squats sitting into a chair, you've got all day. Do the dishes. Draw a bird or some faces or a scene for a few minutes. If you don't have a lot of energy, aim to only spend a little lest your cup run empty.

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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I recently received a $60 credit from The Good Guys after an ACCC ruling (they'd had a promotion with some dodgy terms). I decided to get a new toaster, and fortuititously the toaster and delivery came to exactly $60. Can't complain about an unexpected free toaster.

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

Dammit, I've got $20 tgg credit if anyone wants it.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago

Up early again, it's becoming a habit.

From the 2nd story kitchen window I look at the train to the city go by, 5.04 and it already has some passengers on their way to work. The train coming the other way has workers going home.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks like I'd better get brekkie quick smart this morning. Could I have porridge with cream and honey and a cup of tea please chef.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿฏโ˜•๏ธ

[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Vegemite and fried egg on toast with an avocado smoothie please

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿณ
๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿ”จ

๐Ÿน

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A pile of marshmallows big enough to lie down and have a nap on please.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

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[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

Okay. Up we get

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Melbcat spluttering and spitting out purple cranberry medicine on white sheets: I am particularly inspired by the works of Jackson Pollock ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐ŸซŸ

spoilerThis is a supplement that contains cranberry extract and probiotics to accompany the antibiotic treatment and help relieve symptoms

Also idc as it washes out

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Sheโ€™s still an absolute trooper though. Still eating, drinking, walking over to visitors to check them out. Still trying to convince me to let her outside

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Missing: YarraByte. May have been blown away . If seen please tell Mr Byte to report to the daily thread. Do not report sightings to 000 unless you want to really confuse an emergency calltaker.

Nah, he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again. Not an emergency fortunately, just a baaaad habit. We may have to start a gofundme to secure an adequate supply of beroccas.

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

๐Ÿค–๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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