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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 6 days ago

Why reference literal Nazi Joseph Goebbels? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Goebbels

[–] protist@mander.xyz 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My brotein shake brings all the boys to the yard

Also, Broseph Goebbels!?

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I question the Goebbels as well.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I prefer my brotein shake's got-
-Vitamin Bro
-Bromega 3
-Bromium bromate III
-BroQ10
-DHEA testosterbrone, brostrogen, & esbrogen
-bronana flavor

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A surprising lack of Brohim. Nor is there El Broderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

[–] couch1potato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I can hear them coming... 50k Brohirrim

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Brosiris
Brokay
BroBroBro
Bruh
Broakleys
Broseidon
Bromenade
Brono
Brolex
Brontosaurus
Brossole (she's a dude, I'm a dude, we're all dudes here bro)

[–] thinkercharmercoderfarmer@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean.

[–] sleepdrifter@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago

Haven't heard of that bro in a hot minute

[–] qwerty@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Brogasm

Brotendo

Peter Bropotkin

Brosa Luxembro

Nabroleon Bronaparte

Broletariat

Brogeois

Murray Brokchin

Broam Bromsky

Bro Bronham

Broger King

Brotato Salad

Ted Broczynski

The Unabromer

Stone Cold Steve Brostin

Samuel L. Broson

Brolon Musk

Broll Gates

Larry Brollison

Richard Broson

Xbox Three Broty

Super Broio Bros

Rick and Broty

Brotin Luther

Brocifer

Brocephalus

BroDHD

Bropression

Broncology

Brostate

Broegnant

Broetus

Brocus Aurelius

Brosar

Brolexander the Bro

Brolemagne

Brona Lisa

Brocasso

Brogor Strabroski

Brozart

Brolcom X

Brosmond Tutu

Broson Mandela

George Broshington

Bromas Brofferson

Brolexander Hamilbro

[–] ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You had me at broletariat, bromrade

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Seize the means of broduction!

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

bro _ _
brouble spaced line end
is the syntax you're looking for bro

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know but I'm lazy. Whenever I type more than one space in a row, my phone autocorrects it to a period. Which is really convenient in lots of other places but not here 😆

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Just thought of one to add to the list.

Broticus Maximus

edit:

Broacula

Broski

Broinator

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Et tu, Brote?

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you're gay and you know it, this works. Not something I would ever use though ha.

Yeah I would never use any of these lol. Just wanted to add to the list.

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't like that so many of them are negative.

Yeah these are just the first things that came to my head. I don't use the word "bro" or any of its derivatives lol.

[–] PoscoBumbleroot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Brohemian Rhapsody

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 9 points 1 week ago

Supercalifragilisticexpialibrocious?

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Try bronana peel

[–] h0rnman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

One i haven't seen yet - Marilyn Monbroe

Edit: Annie Broakely

Brothello

Broatmeal

[–] AmanitaCaesarea@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago

Mike Brozowski

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Brother Brothalamew the Third

[–] ciapatri@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Bromine Brodo Baggins Bromega 3-6-9 Bro Canada My Humble Abrode Bro Bichette

[–] saturn57@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Bronana Peel

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ivan Broesky

Brocephus!

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago
  • Han Brolo
  • Brohan Solo

Am I missing something or is this a mistake?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Abroham Lincoln was a bit of a stretch but still funny

[–] hayvan@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago
[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Don't forget Bro-senpai.

[–] nomnomdeplume@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Brokeback mountain

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Pff plant phylogeny has you covered my Bromelia binotii

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Brophylaxis / Brophylactic

[–] Nomad 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not sure i would agree that Goebbels and Stalin were necessarily bros.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

In any case, there have been way more people than those two in world history who have had the first name "Joseph", and it works equally well for all of them.

[–] jaaake@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Brometheus, bringer of fire

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 2 points 1 week ago

Thanks for extending my list lol

🎵🎶Oscar Meyer makes the best.... brologna 🎵

[–] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 week ago
[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

You seem to have come to the right place.