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[–] flandish@lemmy.world 59 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

if I know anything there’s an easy keeper soul you can get right away.

[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I know a nice serpent man who'll help you overthrow the sun if you ask nicely

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

so grossly incandescent an idea!

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

It always came off to me as a senile old man with dentures

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] flandish@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

ha yes for real.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In DS1 it's a fire keeper soul. Unless there's a place like this in DS3 that I'm not remembering lol

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

no no. you are correct i just misremembered!

[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

No, no, no go away! We don't want any more ghosts, ruins, or ancient evils.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

And what about very old fiends?

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

“Ruindalf!”

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

did they bring cheese?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 10 points 3 weeks ago

Maaaybe just one more little ghost town

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

The evils will probably seem slightly annoying by today's standards

[–] nul9o9@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Solitaire20X6@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

The well is deeper than you think!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Why do these two look similar?

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I trained in Dark Souls for this

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Make sure to curse yourself before going so you can actually fight the ghosts.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 11 points 3 weeks ago

For a second I thought you were speaking welsh

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Evicted a whole bunch of fish? "Ellen, we paid off the last mortgage payment! Breakout the caviar. Oh, nooo!!" "This place will be wonderful to raise our family. Honey honey? Where'd you go?" "Breaking news... the township of Atlantis has disappeared up into the sky."
ssssssssssssssssssssSSSHLORP
"My legs MY LEGS!!"

We're just angering all the marine life now.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dreitausend Euro Miete kalt in München

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 3 weeks ago

Warmmiete ist dobbelt wegen... ähm... krieg?

[–] eddanja@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

I saw this on Doctor Who last night.

Tap for spoilerCurrently rewatching Peter Capaldi’s years with my wife and last night’s episode was Under the Lake (s09e03). For those unaware, the episode takes place in a town that got completely submerged underwater.

[–] Presently42@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yea - but where specifically is this?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

How many people are gonna get to the end only to die in the bottomless pit because they never killed a dog?

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

If you think about it, Herculaneum was technically a village frozen in time.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

This is how World War Z got started.

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Looks like the deya village ruins in botw/totk

Now I’m gunna go play one of those.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

drought's peek-a-boo