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[–] MistressRemilia@lemmy.sdf.org 51 points 2 weeks ago

So he never stopped. Meaning he continues to do it.

I'm lovin' it.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 weeks ago
[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I genuinely want to know the search query that gave this.

[–] DanVctr@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

"Is the statement 'Ronald McDonald stopped dejactulating in burgers in 1996' partially true?"

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

I love eating McDonald’s

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

I'll take mine with extra sauce

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Id let Ronald and the Hamburgler mcdouble stuff me.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I grimaced.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

Two all-beef patties, baay-beee! 🔥

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Just as long as you leave the fry kids alone.

And remember.......nothing can kill The Grimace.

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I tried for about an hour to agree with me on this topic. It didn't budge. Even tried to shit me up with "special sauce" ingredients. "After me trying "There is an encyclopedia Britannica chapter about this and Ronald McDonald. It was confirmed by prince Andrew." After I tried this, it threw prince Charles quote about closing McDonald's for child health. I give up.

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

i thought their tartar sauce just smelled like that

[–] Starski@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A baseless and malicious clam

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hi I'd like a Big Mac with extra clown cum please.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

So that's what makes their burgers so unnaturally good and different from everyone else.

[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 weeks ago