When I pour my dog's food I tell her 'yes! This is super rich and tasty food for very small, and very good, and very beautiful doggies! D'ya see? It says it right here (it doesn't, actually, it only says it's for small dogs but she can't read), see? There's even a picture! But this doggy isn't as good, or as beautiful, or as small as my wee girl is, is it?' And then I have to pet her, kiss her on the fore head, and point to her plate and say 'come on! Do eat it!' Or she just would keep staring at me like waiting.
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As long as it's not night cheese. That can apparently get quite expensive.
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I'm going to start using 'that's showbiz, baby' for all sorts of mundane daily happenings.
same as every year, James
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