"The first one doesn't have an account. He post on Bluesky."
"... percentage of furry contents posted?"
" Around 35%."
" Pass. Two more antidotes to go."
this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2025
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Gotta pump those numbers up. Rookie numbers.
I once corrected someone's spelling
The duality of ~~man~~ Lemmy
What's that UI?
Curious, because I'm using voyager too. Is the red shield for moderation tools? And what is that number in brackets? I don't see any options pertaining to that.
Yes, the I have the red shield because I'm an instance admin.
The number in brackets is the total of my votes for a person's posts and comments. You can enable it in User tags --> track votes in the settings.
Neat! thank you
Except for the red shield icon, it kinda looks like voyager for lemmy
It is Voyager, I have the red shield because I'm an instance admin
I see
My Voyager app at least doesn't show the instance for the user name in the comment itself, and it doesn't display that number in brackets either.
All antidotes for you
Evil incarnate! 😱
you make me sick!
You spelt slick wrong!
I initially saw all 3 beds as cribs which just made it funnier
Eek! What if we've never used Twitter in our lives?
Does that make us more deserving of life?
Or first to be offed?
If one person has never used Twitter, I think they get all three antidote doses.
Okay since I've never used Twitter ever, that makes me a more exalted human being and more deserving of life than Twitter addicts 😄
"Give a half dose to the two worst ones. Maybe they'll pull through."
2/3rds of a dose to each one and pray for the best. None of their tweets were funny.
2/3? And what are we doing with the last third of an antidote?
There’s 3 antidotes per 4 people, or 3/4th dose per person.
This is why I shouldn't comment as I'm waking up. lol
I'm not on X or FB, and while I do have a "mandatory" LinkedIn account, I never post anything. No future healthcare for me, I reckon.
LinkedIn account get the lethal injection. It's mercy killing at this point. You are now free of Microsoft's clutches child!
LinkedIn is so blandly bad. There's a lot of formulaic slop, but apparently it's effective enough that people don't stop posting it.
Also I thought all reasonable people agreed that unconscious bias is bad and we should minimize it in the job process, but then LinkedIn goes and says "Everyone have a profile picture! This definitely won't unfairly benefit some kinds of people!"
Also people who try to use it as a dating service need to be banished from the land.
Wait until you arbitrarily get asked to scan a government issued ID because you used Firefox with an ad blocker to login. I suggest you scrub your data while you still have access.
Edit: or Linux, don't know what triggered it and I'm not providing that to some site.
"Triage" he said, with tears in his eyes.
Spoiler alert. he is a MAGA.
Most people's first reaction is the characters in the comic are checking if the patients are good people or not. Alternatively they could be checking if they are good people or not.
Nothing to check. I am bad. I want people to die.
People like Elon, Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos. People like Trump, Couch fucker Vance and all other shit.
Does the nurse have sweaty armpits n boobs?
They do like 14 hour shifts you'd have sweaty boobs too
TIL 14 hour shifts would make me grow boobs
Anyway I think it's still 24 in a lot of places
hmm I'll give that a try
hey, they weren't judging
What if they're all terrible people?
Throw them on some tracks. Let the trolly driver figure it out.
Then he takes all the antidotes.
looks out at the general population
"we are going to need a much bigger shortage of antidotes"
He will do some coin flips
On it!
Hmmm, I pulled up there tweets but there is only one left.
Right.
Exactly.