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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Is it bad that I don’t really care as long as the car doesn’t stink?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 27 points 1 week ago

Fart city in there

I appreciate you.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, it will absolutely stink.

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

stinks of BO and old fast food

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

I guarantee you there's rotting food in the back somewhere.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

If your friend's car looks like this, check on them. When my car was that bad it's because my mental health was in the gutter.

[–] mormund@feddit.org 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Had the opposite situation with a colleague. Told us his car was a mess, expected this. But he had the cleanest, most pristine, old Mercedes I have ever seen.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Those are the two types of people. Overly anal about cleaning, or overly dirty pile of trash in need of anal. I don't make the rules I just follow them

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 14 points 1 week ago

On one hand, I have adhd and depression, and my parents definitely have at least depression. So I'm used to messes everywhere up to and including not seeing the floor for a week or more at a time.

On the other hand, I feel bad when someone gets in my car and I have to move one or two items off the seat.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Hurry, please, you're not the only Uber rider I have today!

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you trying to say you don’t drive a landfill?

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"Mommy can we go to the landfill?", "We have a landfill at home" The home - True story

Sorry for the formatting I don't know how to fix it

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

This is some Microsoft Word tier layout gore and I love it

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've seen this a lot with work cars and/or with people who work construction. Tbh my own car needs weekly cleaning not to resemble this because during the week you're just too tired to give a shit or clean it in the evening

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

My work truck looks like this most days. I spent 4-6 hours per day driving in remote areas/off-road.

I have more sensitive gear and equipment I need for my job in the back seat The bed is also usually full of equipment that is not as sensitive.

I keep a cooler full of water and several boxes of granola bars inside.

So whenever I fill up the tank, I spend a few minutes tossing trash out of the truck. It's the only way I have found to keep the pile of mess somewhat under control.

Once I year I clear out the truck and have it detailed to start fresh on the dirt buildup.

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Could be worse, there's a couple cars I've seen around town that look like this. Literally only room for the driver, but visibility is gonzo

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Walk then 🤨

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I curb this by keeping a paper grocery bag behind the passenger seat and replace it when it gets halfway.

Also just emptying it completely every oil change (3 months). Backbacks, boxes, bags, umbrellas, jackets, hats or anything random gets removed.

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Man 90s GM right there. Takes me back so hard

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

is it just me or i can't stand a dirty car?

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

I always keep my cars spotless. Slightly scented, never more than a little dusty, some dirt on the carpets but nothing more.

Now my home, on the other hand. That's a fucking pigsty.

[–] Iceman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

You know me, you know what you where going into.

[–] Desistance@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I don't like being called out like this

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

are you doing okay man

yknow our environment tends to reflect our mental health and whatnot

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If cars were supposed to be clean they'd come with a bin.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Very few things "come with" a bin. Houses don't. You generally have to buy one.

Yeah, but all houses come with a trash corner.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Here's the thing, most do altough they're small.

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've legit never seen one in a car unless you're referring to the cup holders.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They are seperate from the cup holders usually in a drawer. I have seen this in a mazda mpv, opel signum, opel astra J, ford galaxy and so on.

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They are both trash cans and ashtrays they are just a drawer or box that can be filled. I do not see the functional difference in all those cars they weren't used as ash trays because smoking in the car makes the car smell like guess what, cigarettes.

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's just a left over from when people absolutely did smoke in their cars. And that 12 volt socket in the dashboard used to come preloaded with a cigarette lighter. Cars back in the 90s were fucking rank.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

I know I have burned my finger on a car cigarette lighter.