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The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this.)

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[–] nfultz@awful.systems 1 points 2 minutes ago

The generic abyss of artificial intelligence | John R. Gallagher

All this business talk from CEOs about AI automating work comes down to them not valuing the input of workers. You can hear the jubilant ejaculative rhetoric about robots because robots represent firing all the workers. CEOs see their workers as interchangeable laborers who fit inside of templates. They want workers who pull the levers of templates. They’ve always wanted this since the individual revolution. But now the templates are no longer physical commodities but instead our stories, our genres.

Call it template capitalism. Social media companies are already operating under this logic through the templates they force on users. As the car companies have done by forcing drivers into templates. Or shoe companies have accomplished with standard sizes. There’s nothing stopping the knowledge sectors of the economy from extending that logic to workers. Knowledge workers are being deskilled by making them obey the generic templates of LLMs.

Template capitalism hollows out the judgment of individual knowledge workers by replacing slowly accreted genre experiences with the summed average of all genres. Under this system, knowledge workers merely ensure the machines don’t make errors (or what the AI companies have just relabeled “hallucinations”). The nuance of situated knowledge evaporates, leaving behind procedural obedience. The erosion of individual judgment is the point. Workers who diverge from the ordained path of LLMs are expendable. If you challenge the templates, you get fired.

They've always wanted this, indeed. There's some comfort to me in the reminder that this year's layoffs are no different than the last cycle, except maybe the excuses are thinner.

[–] veganes_hack@feddit.org 3 points 58 minutes ago* (last edited 57 minutes ago)

found this sneer-y blog post prompted by some linkedin lunatic posting his "agentic cockpit"

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 49 minutes ago) (1 children)

I feel like "we'll just build a world model" is on the same level as saying " we'll just solve the P vs NP problem."

img textHow to draw an owl:

  1. draw a circle. (drawing of a circle)
  2. draw the rest of the fucking owl. (very skillful and detailed drawing of an owl)

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

NAS: Found out just now that Simone Veil’s pictures for sad children is back online, and has been for a while now. Her art meant a lot to me when I was reading it. Just letting you all know in case it meant something to you too.

[–] gerikson@awful.systems 4 points 2 hours ago

210 IQ is not enough

Being really "smart" (along some axis) doesn't make you succesful or even happy.

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 3 points 6 hours ago

Not content with forcing AI on anyone and everyone, Apple has forced the lying machines on AI-rejecting writing software Scrivener.

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Armin Ronacher, creator of the vastly popular Python Flask and Jinja framworks, comes out in defence of DHH, saying his racist diatribe about the ethnic make up of London was in fact not racist, and the state of Israel, that it's apparently fine that it remains an oppressive ethnostate in order to 'preserve its particular cultural identity'.

https://lobste.rs/s/necwp9/praise_dhh#c_r1jvrx (archive)

https://mastodon.social/@alatiera/115531823601853748

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yep, he’s been saying bad shit for a while (18~24mo I’m aware of), glad more people are seeing it through

[–] gerikson@awful.systems 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

also a massive massive promptfondler

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 11 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

Yud:

one of Earth's top scientists on sex and gender has published her latest work

It's Aella.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

second take from me. Here's the full tweet:

one of Earth's top scientists on sex and gender has published her latest work, open for all to read in a widely read venue on that science topic, where it will receive far more peer scrutiny than any lesser forum provides

I'm going to read this as a joke because he didn't end it with a period, and he is secretly beefing with aella

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Ah more anti-intellectualism from the proto cult leader.

This does mean, as the standards are so low, that we all have a phd on Rationalism.

[–] sailor_sega_saturn@awful.systems 7 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I expect her methodology was great but I don't actually know what it was.

Science!

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 2 points 4 hours ago

cursed thought

…is that yud for “she’s refused to fuck me”?

[–] sailor_sega_saturn@awful.systems 8 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

As background: the Kaufmann report that prompted all this is a load of absolute garbage. As discussed fairly extensively on social media (example).

As for Aella's addition: oh god why did I read this?

The methodology was apparently running a "Big Kink Survey" which was "trending on TikTok" and had "very good SEO". I suppose this is the right data needed to draw conclusions about what rate 14 year olds are transgender.

The whole this is also full of weird gender essentialism (I never want to read the word "biofemales" again).

I think this is evidence for an increasing split between afabs and amabs

But don't worry she's very pro trans (JK Rowling sense):

Despite having been cancelled by the more radical subgroups of trans people, I’m nevertheless very pro trans.

Which is why she wants to make a massive reach and be concerned that maybe trans people are getting too much healthcare:

I think it’s unlikely that 11.5% of afabs are actually trans men in a way that would last through adulthood. If my data is measuring any real trend in the world, and if that trend meaningfully increases permanent changes to bodies, then this high percentage might actually be quite bad.

... Nevermind that her data doesn't even touch on stuff like rate of HRT, or regret rate; these "concerns" are all pulled out of thin air.

[–] sailor_sega_saturn@awful.systems 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

(I also lament that this makes things really rough for the trans men for whom this is not a fad, and for whom earlier transitioning would be a huge quality of life improvement.)

Like dear cis people are you OK? Is society not transphobic enough for you? :'(

Are you worried that if a teenager is allowed to explore their gender a little that it will cause a bunch of precocious little cis girls to accidentally glance at a vial of testosterone the wrong way and grow a fantastic beard overnight?

When I started estrogen (later than I should have and fuck you Idaho) I was absolutely 100% sure that it was the right thing to try, and that I'd stop if I didn't like it. Never looked back (estrogen is tasty and I encourage everyone to try it at least once), and I had years before there was much you could call permanent.

But of course it's not the "permanent changes to bodies" that made me a 6ft tall amazonian beauty that people like Aella are concerned about. "What if we accidentally trans one of the cis??" fundamentally assumes it is OK to accidentally withhold critical medicine from countless trans people just to be "safe".

[–] nightsky@awful.systems 3 points 3 hours ago

“What if we accidentally trans one of the cis??”

They always like to dress up these statements as medical concern. But it shines through that, despite whatever the person may express otherwise, deep down they think being trans is not really acceptable. Maybe partially acceptable at best, but should be avoided if possible. Very similar thought model to classics like "oh I'm fine with gay people, but what if my child sees two men holding hands and then wants to try it too??"

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 9 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 3 points 7 hours ago

Why am I getting James Somerton flashbacks

[–] CinnasVerses@awful.systems 6 points 13 hours ago

I think she would be willing to learn how to cite things, not sure whether she wants to learn why just surveying people is not the best way to find the truth. Pretty sure that her interest in trans people is not purely scientific.

[–] CinnasVerses@awful.systems 8 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I'm not sure her work is any worse than the average psychology paper that ends up in a magazine rack, but I am not signing up for her Substack to see. And "no worse than the average psychology paper" is not high praise.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 8 points 13 hours ago

yeah and I’m a brain surgeon because sometimes when I pick my nose I go a little too deep

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

at://did:plc:x2obbaxjktznf67mnhznpplp/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5z5da4mvk24

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x2obbaxjktznf67mnhznpplp/post/3m5z5da4mvk24

Windscribe's twitter account being transphobic.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 3 points 15 hours ago

Free speech can he expensive for dipshits.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (3 children)

I saw this, so now you all get to: Alex Karp performs a stationary Gatotsu with a sabre, don’t ask me why.

E: reference explainer and visual descriptionThe Gatotsu is a fictional swordfighting style from the manga/anime series Rurouni Kenshin wielded by Saitou Hajime, one of the main characters. It also refers to the frequent stance and movement Hajime makes when fighting.

In the video, Alex Karp stands next to a young woman. One may surmise that he is trying to impress her with a display of sword mastery. In his right hand he is holding a broad, curved sword, maybe a sabre. His left arm is outstretched at shoulder height in front of him, pointing at an imaginary target, and the sword is pointing at the same target, held at the same height with the flat side parallel to the ground. He performs an awkward looking thrust, as if mimicking the Gatotsu as mentioned above. In the rest of the video he is playing around with the sword, sometimes performing the same thrust and otherwise tossing it limply around in his hand.

There is text at the top of video reading:

Your CEO: Powerpoint

Palantir CEO:

[–] mirrorwitch@awful.systems 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

you just activated my trap card and became a person to whom I will forward this video evaluating the usefulness of gatotsu in a real life context, because I have no one else to show it to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EITUJ1HqSCQ

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

The dub on that video is truly something, lmao. I counter with this:

毎日牙突、どれの式、ラララ〜

(to the tune of the mameshiba jingle)

[–] mirrorwitch@awful.systems 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

oh is that the "autodub" feature? I can only imagine lol, even the auto-subtitles without translation are all sorts of wrong for Japanese. I'm using the "tubular" app for youtubo and it mercifully blocks the dubbings

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

noted! The dub was so bad i didn’t even think about whether or not it was autodubbed. Fortunately, through the combination of my rapidly fading japanese language skills, experience in code switching between english and other languages, and the spirit of aku-soku-zan, I managed to understand a lot of it beyond the premise itself.

[–] ShakingMyHead@awful.systems 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Out of all of the things he did, that is one of those things.

[–] gerikson@awful.systems 9 points 22 hours ago

While you partied

I studied THE BLADE

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Databricks CEO: “we’ve already achieved AGI fam, the haters just keep moving the goalposts”

[–] gerikson@awful.systems 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

WTF are databricks? LLM feces?

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 8 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I looked it up.

boring answer

the company is a data analytics platform. According to wikipedia they promote the model of a “data lakehouse”, a hydrid of a “data lake” and a “data warehouse”. I don’t know what any of this means

Sneer answer: 100% LLM feces. Databricks puts the anal in analytics

[–] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

So data lake and data warehouse are different words for the giant databases of business data that you can perform analytics on to understand your deep business lore or whatever. I assume that a data lake house is similar to the other two but poorly maintained and inconvenient to access, but with a very nice UI and a boat dock.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 5 points 12 hours ago

I’m pretty sure a data lakehouse is a database where if you insert data in it, it only appears two years later/earlier, and if you try to read from it, all the entries come from two years in the future/past. It’s very prone to predestination issues but can help with finding love

[–] JFranek@awful.systems 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

AFAIK data warehouse = regular database data lake = place to keep various files that don't fit into DB

Data lakehouse aims to integrate these two, I don't think it's a totally stupid idea.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 4 points 10 hours ago

Yeah, fair. Wasn't so much sneering at the idea of data storage, but the "data lakehouse" jumped out at me as a possible fun term to bring up.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 4 points 1 day ago

Little late but just found out that Google has partnered with Movember to push Gemini.

[–] mirrorwitch@awful.systems 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

@cityofangelle.bsky.social comments:

HAHAAHHAHAAHHAAA

Anthropic has posted two jobs, both paying $200K+.

FOR WRITERS. (Looks like a policy/comms hybrid.)

ANTHROPIC.

IS WILLING TO PAY HALF A MILLION A YEAR.

FOR WRITERS.

Whatsamatter boys, can't your plagiarism machine make a compelling case for you?

LOL. LMAO, even.

[–] catsalad@infosec.exchange 6 points 1 day ago

@mirrorwitch @BlueMonday1984 ᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏ

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