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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/39011502

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago
[–] violentfart@lemmy.world 38 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I will never understand why the model — any model in any environment — is allowed to execute commands.

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago

There is exactly one situation in which it sort of makes sense: Copilot integrated with VS Code, running repo-specific commands like yarn build, with direct human oversight.

That's it. That's the only situation.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

Silence! No questions! You will be assimilated!

[–] HeadfullofSoup@kbin.earth 25 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Is windows 11 not already a malware anyway ?

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, but now the malware is telling you it wants to invite friends over for tea.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 11 hours ago

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[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 45 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Lol that's amazing. I'll stick with Linux!

[–] BenjiRenji@feddit.org 7 points 12 hours ago

Me too. Linux already comes without warranty. This warning basically just says that if the user enables the AI agent all guarantees are off. They didn't bother putting safeguards in and don't want to be responsible for it.

[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I think the real question is, is this what Microsoft executives use internally? If they are using Windows 11, are they using the AI agent? Or do they get to opt out of it? Or are they just using Macs?

[–] maniclucky@lemmy.world 18 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

They don't seem like they're the types that are savvy enough to feel like it's a problem.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

Unlike the federal workers who have one IT person per 200 people, they have 200 IT people for one person.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I think they are just fed up with maintaining their own kernel. At this point it honestly seems like they are trying to get people to switch. If they now just release all their code under GPL then the linux nerds can fully support all windows software to allow a seamless transition.

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Why bother playing by their rules? We have Wine. We have proton. We can build our own "windows compatible execution environment", with Blackjack, and Hookers, and better compatibility, and better efficiency, and...

Yes that would be cool, but lots of windows software still doesnt run because it has some detection stuff built in that blocks wine. To solve that the wine devs would need access to the original source.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

~~warns~~

threatens