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I Didn’t Have Eggs

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People making changes to recipes and then complaining it didn’t turn out.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 21 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Someone should tell her that bananas are a GMO. So is rice, corn, broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, brussels sprouts, kale, and mustard. They all exist because humans modified them, if humans didn't exist then neither would those plants.

Ironically the one thing that isn't a GMO is the damn egg.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Well.........

Chickens have been gene modified by 1000's of years of selective breeding. Those eggs, by extension, are therefore gene modified also. Otherwise you wouldn't get more chickens like you want them.

[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I believe they're referring to the even more specific definition of GMO where genes are manipulated directly rather than indirectly through breeding and domestication.

But you are correct in a general sense. I believe the Wikipedia article for GMO also makes an even more generalized definition where any plant/animal whose genes are modified, by humans or nature, are GMO.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 13 hours ago

It's the same arguement against cloned meat. People get upset by the method because they don't understand that the DNA literally doesn't care.

If you modify you through breeding or through direct genetic manipulation or even through radiation exposure, Which is how they got red grapefruit by the way, the end result is still DNA. It's not weird mutant dangerous DNA, it's just normal DNA which is different to the original. There's no way it can hurt anyone.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Weirdly enough a mashed banana can be an egg substitute for the right recipe.

My Wife has celiac, so no gluten for her. So when looking for gluten free recipes, we often come across full on vegan recipes with substitutes. A mashed banana for eggs is one of them.

[–] arc99@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

It might work where the egg is not meant to set, where it's basically a binder. But if it is meant to set or firm up then best to use something else. As an aside, my two kids are celiac and there is some really weird substitutes for wheat flour in some products. Anyone who thinks gluten free is somehow healthier should read the ingredients labels.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

The usual vegan recipe complaint: "I wanted to follow your recipe for grandma's meatloaf, but substituted anything offending with the first thing I found on google. Your meatloaf neither looks nor tastes like my Grandma's!"

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Banana or applesauce can be an OK replacement for eggs. The latter works great as a binder in meatballs. The former ruins the meatballs, unless "banana meatballs" sounds delicious to you.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I love it when people who represent a company (or in this case, a website) are smartasses to customers. I work with the public, and many times I’ve wanted to tell someone off but I don’t want to get in shit with upper management. My direct manager would support me but the higher ups definitely wouldn’t. Today actually I said to a coworker that I wanted to tell off a lady I was just dealing with but couldn’t. The lady was pretending she knew everything (that’s not how you do things, you’re wrong it’s this way, etc) and I very nearly said “I didn’t realize you work here” or something less pleasant but decided against it last second.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

I learned a long time ago that there are customers you cannot afford to have. They cost more than they are worth to keep. And on occasions, I have told them off to make them go away.

The majority of customers do need courtesy and understanding. But there are those few that don't.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

is not always going to work.

How often does one have to try?

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It depends on the recipe. Replacing egg with banana in muffins, where you mainly need it for the moisture? Works fine.
Replacing egg with banana in a custard, where you need it as a binding agent and stiffener? Won't work.
Replacing egg white with banana in a meringue? What are you even doing?

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Replacing egg white with banana in a meringue? What are you even doing?

Having read more than one discussion column on recipe sites, I would not put it past some people. They would first complain that there are no instructions on how to separate a banana, then that whisking it does not produce something resembling a beaten egg white, and finally that baking it produces something not even close to meringue. Ah, yes, and because they added the amount of sugar given in the recipe, they'll finally complain about the result being overly sweet.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 16 hours ago

They then leave a 1 star because the recipe was awful.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Simple: Try to make a mushroom omelette with bananas subbing for the eggs. Repeat until recipe produces a tasty mushroom omelette.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

It has to work, eventually!

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I tried a recipe for a cake but I substituted the dry ingredients for buns because they're already baked, I replaced the chocolate with burger, and I replaced the frosting with sauce. Can anyone explain to me why my cake tastes like a hamburger now?

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

It's because of the oven, can't you read ?

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