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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 10 hours ago

Ok, going to gayfully sleep with my girlfriend.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago

Going on a date with a girl means agreeing with a girl on where to go.
Agreeing with a girl? Miss me with that gay shit.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Can gay people still be gay, or is this like a colonizer situation where gay people now have to identify as Oklahoman?

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Gay is when you have a girlfriend. So regardless of if you're straight, lesbian, bi, pan, etc., if you have a girlfriend, you're gay. If you have a boyfriend, nb partner, or no partner, you're straight. Poly people are gay as soon as they date at least one person who they use the term girlfriend for. If you're a middle aged woman who refers to her female friends as girlfriends, guess what, gay. Hope this helps

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 18 points 13 hours ago

Nothing gayer than sex between a man and a woman. Gotta eat your bros asshole if you wanna be a tough str8 heteronhero

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Grindr=not gay. Girlfriend =gay my gay friends are going to be really upset when they find out they aren’t gay

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 hours ago

You're a hard man aren't you? Tate wants you, on Grinder!

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 369 points 21 hours ago (7 children)

Let me make this loud and clear: Andrew Tate is a sex trafficking rapist that should not be allowed to live in a civil society

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 20 points 14 hours ago

That's exactly why Republicans like him.

[–] PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

I know there’s no god. Because it doesn’t melt his dick off.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 58 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] jdredbeard@lemmy.world 25 points 18 hours ago

Trump loves fellow rapists and traffickers so much he interfered in the Tate investigation

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

lol. Haven’t seen that phrase in the fediverse before. I wonder how it’ll be received here…

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 7 points 10 hours ago

Checkout !greentext@sh.itjust.works and you will see it more often

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

I received it as a familiar colloquialism.

[–] Stitch0815@feddit.org 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 hours ago

Through the gates of hell

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 189 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Just fuck a dude already, stop making it our problem!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 50 points 20 hours ago

Let's be real, he'd be more likely to traffic the dude than sex him up.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 12 hours ago

REAL hard alpha males only hang out with HARD alpha males and have HARDCORE SEX with HARD alpha males

[–] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

How would he know?! He’s such a POS that his own hair is leaving his body… hence his clearly leaving hair line… show your work, while in jail… YOU CANNOT FIX STUPID!

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

I wish I was gay, so I can get chicks.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 8 hours ago

Is not what I'm packing in my denim, it's what I'm my genes

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

unfortunately i dont have a girlfriend. only a wife. so im not gay and therefore cannot get chicks

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[–] bufalo1973@piefed.social 46 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 21 points 17 hours ago

Thhank you for reminding me that this shitstain is still alive and on the loose.

[–] nailingjello@piefed.zip 92 points 21 hours ago (11 children)

Wait, this is real? Can someone attempt to explain his rationale? Or is there some context not included?

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 116 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I’m amazed—it seems to be real. I thought this was satire, for sure, but your comment made me google it.

https://www.lowkickmma.com/andrew-tate-claims-straight-men-with-girlfriends-are-gay-gets-roasted-online/

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[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 60 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Male Loneliness epidemic is really bad and they are setting up a wall for anyone that tries to leave it behind to be excluded from their friend group.

Basically it's a wall meant to stop men from reaching out and getting a girlfriend and keep yourself miserable and lonely so you can be further misogynistic and make it easier to continue to say and do restrictive policy on women without pushback.

TL:DR can't have your addict get clean or they will stop buying what you are selling.

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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago

Andrew Tate coerced multiple women into camming for him in a set up where he’d keep all of the money. He’s also a rapist.

The idea of respecting a woman as a human being whose consent matters is about as alien to him as the idea that a blender or oven’s consent matters. He’s a rapist and human trafficker, but because we live in hell world, rapists and human traffickers are considered the pinnacle of human achievement by a rather significantly sized crowd.

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 46 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

He spends waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time thinking about cocks and gay men.

Or exactly as much as you'd expect.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

I've always said he's the most closeted gay man on the planet. I've never seen a man as insecure as he is about his masculinity.

Not that I think that gay men are less masculine.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

What if you're a straight man without a girlfriend?

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Depends. Do you wash your ass?

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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

like a real man

[–] CheesyFingers@piefed.social 17 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Okay, that's fine. What's wrong with being gay?

[–] Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 16 points 16 hours ago

Being gay is being gay, woman, child!

These things that man fuck and own!

Being fucked and owned is weak!

Being weak is not strong man!


I truly think so many people in the world follow this logic, and so many utterly stupid points of view lead back to these core belief systems.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

No happy, only misery. No gay, only diamond mines.

I wish I could change the rules but I'm just one or two people.

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[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 70 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Fellas is it gay to be straight?

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 60 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Soft pussy. Soft boobs. You like being soft in your taste. That's kinda gay bro.

Hard cock. Now that's manly.

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[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 2 points 10 hours ago

Mom I also want to project! Mom: we have projection at home. Projection at home:

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