Ok, going to gayfully sleep with my girlfriend.
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Going on a date with a girl means agreeing with a girl on where to go.
Agreeing with a girl? Miss me with that gay shit.
Can gay people still be gay, or is this like a colonizer situation where gay people now have to identify as Oklahoman?
Gay is when you have a girlfriend. So regardless of if you're straight, lesbian, bi, pan, etc., if you have a girlfriend, you're gay. If you have a boyfriend, nb partner, or no partner, you're straight. Poly people are gay as soon as they date at least one person who they use the term girlfriend for. If you're a middle aged woman who refers to her female friends as girlfriends, guess what, gay. Hope this helps
Nothing gayer than sex between a man and a woman. Gotta eat your bros asshole if you wanna be a tough str8 heteronhero
Grindr=not gay. Girlfriend =gay my gay friends are going to be really upset when they find out they aren’t gay
You're a hard man aren't you? Tate wants you, on Grinder!
Let me make this loud and clear: Andrew Tate is a sex trafficking rapist that should not be allowed to live in a civil society
That's exactly why Republicans like him.
I know there’s no god. Because it doesn’t melt his dick off.
Trump loves fellow rapists and traffickers so much he interfered in the Tate investigation
Fake and gay.
lol. Haven’t seen that phrase in the fediverse before. I wonder how it’ll be received here…
I received it as a familiar colloquialism.
Laughs in Sabaton
Through the gates of hell
Just fuck a dude already, stop making it our problem!
Let's be real, he'd be more likely to traffic the dude than sex him up.
REAL hard alpha males only hang out with HARD alpha males and have HARDCORE SEX with HARD alpha males
How would he know?! He’s such a POS that his own hair is leaving his body… hence his clearly leaving hair line… show your work, while in jail… YOU CANNOT FIX STUPID!
I wish I was gay, so I can get chicks.
Is not what I'm packing in my denim, it's what I'm my genes
unfortunately i dont have a girlfriend. only a wife. so im not gay and therefore cannot get chicks
Thhank you for reminding me that this shitstain is still alive and on the loose.
Wait, this is real? Can someone attempt to explain his rationale? Or is there some context not included?
I’m amazed—it seems to be real. I thought this was satire, for sure, but your comment made me google it.
Male Loneliness epidemic is really bad and they are setting up a wall for anyone that tries to leave it behind to be excluded from their friend group.
Basically it's a wall meant to stop men from reaching out and getting a girlfriend and keep yourself miserable and lonely so you can be further misogynistic and make it easier to continue to say and do restrictive policy on women without pushback.
TL:DR can't have your addict get clean or they will stop buying what you are selling.
Andrew Tate coerced multiple women into camming for him in a set up where he’d keep all of the money. He’s also a rapist.
The idea of respecting a woman as a human being whose consent matters is about as alien to him as the idea that a blender or oven’s consent matters. He’s a rapist and human trafficker, but because we live in hell world, rapists and human traffickers are considered the pinnacle of human achievement by a rather significantly sized crowd.
He spends waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time thinking about cocks and gay men.
Or exactly as much as you'd expect.
I've always said he's the most closeted gay man on the planet. I've never seen a man as insecure as he is about his masculinity.
Not that I think that gay men are less masculine.
What if you're a straight man without a girlfriend?
Possibly sad & lonely.
like a real man
Okay, that's fine. What's wrong with being gay?
Being gay is being gay, woman, child!
These things that man fuck and own!
Being fucked and owned is weak!
Being weak is not strong man!
I truly think so many people in the world follow this logic, and so many utterly stupid points of view lead back to these core belief systems.
No happy, only misery. No gay, only diamond mines.
I wish I could change the rules but I'm just one or two people.
Fellas is it gay to be straight?
Soft pussy. Soft boobs. You like being soft in your taste. That's kinda gay bro.
Mom I also want to project! Mom: we have projection at home. Projection at home:
